#when-will-i-sleep

(yaaaass ilu)

*Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: I feel like Koujaku would, because he would be like ‘we are a family now, i can’t believe this’, and Noiz would be more interested in the child itself, watching them breathing and doing tiny people’s things.

*Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):Noiz, because he would be always alert on what they do and he would woke up by any little sound, unlike Koujaku who would need the baby crying at his hear to hear anything.

*Who changes the kid(s) diapers: Koujaku at first, but once Noiz gets the hang of it they take turns.

*Who makes the bottles:For some reason the baby cries with Koujaku’s bottles and he feels offended because when Noiz prepears them the baby doesn’t cry, even if Koujaku is feeding them with it.

*Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:Koujaku sings to them all the songs his mother used to sing to him, and Noiz likes to listen. And when Noiz checks on them while Koujaku is sleeping he sings to them what he remembers of Koujaku’s songs.

*Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):Noiz, he buys everything on impulse for them, and Koujaku has to keep him in line since that time that he got home and saw the mess of open boxes and toys scattered all over the living room floor.

*Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:That would be Noiz too, one for the kid and one for him. But not that often, just once in a while since he wants to be the cool dad.

*Who always takes the kid(s) side:I think that both of them would, because they trust their child and would defend them to death, for example if the kid is called to the principal’s office or something. And they would be fair when they need to ground them.

*Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:Koujaku would make the breakfast for everybody, but he would never hear the end of how Noiz’s bottles where the best anyways.

*Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:Koujaku would knock on their door and wake them up and out of the bed, but Noiz, being the cool dad, would help them choose their clothes and brush their teeth and tie their shoes with some bunny song, and Koujaku would brush their hair and tie it if it’s long hair.

*Who takes the kid(s) to school:It would depend on if the school is closer to Noiz’s work or Koujaku’s salon, and every benishigure member that happens to see them would greet them and be like an uncle to the child.

*Who goes to parent teacher conferences:Koujaku used to go alone until Noiz found out that the other mothers harrassed him, and it’s like a dejavu all over again.

*Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):Koujaku would suggest it, but Noiz would be the one doing the talking while Koujaku butts into the conversation from time to time, just to rephrase something that Noiz said too blunty.

*Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:They would both give their opinion, but the child would make the final decision.