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OH MY GOD GUYS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GEM

Rescue Mediums is a paranormal show filmed in Canada, its about two psychics ( ”Psychics who make house calls” ) who travel around and help spirits move on from peoples homes.

Here is the problem (or beauty of it) They are too good at their job. they solve it impossibly fast, and stupidly easy. How did i find this show you ask?

I found this beauty on Netflix. I just finished Ep.3 and let me tell you what you can expect from this wonderful show. These two bougie grandmas try really hard to be serious psychics for like 0.0005 seconds then start hoping around all chipper and cracking THE WORST best PUNS. They wander around a house and latch onto like three or more spirits and throw their ghost booties into the light. The first episode was about satanic sacrifice knife and then they didn't talk about it for the rest of the episode! It looks like they force the family to play the ghosts in the house too for the show but are filmed in a negative filter. OH and each episode title is GOLD.

LETTUCE PRAY!?

OH AND THEY HAVE A WEBSITE

I gotta see her one more day before I die.

Even if she’s with someone else. Even if she’s married. Even if she has children.

I gotta see her one more day before I die.

There’s so much I need to say. There’s so much I need to hear. There’s so much I need to feel.

I gotta see her one more day before I die.

I don’t care how long it’s been. I don’t care what others wanna call sin. I don’t care if I gotta break Dori’s fin.