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It was finally time for Santa's arrival, and Wheeljack had his optics trained to the skies. So far the alarms hadn't gone off, and there was no Santa in sight. Standing his ground, Wheeljack stood precisely where he'd planned during the night.
But what was that in the distance? A sound!
"It's over, Santa! It ends now!"
Oh wait... That wasn't Santa.
It was Thrust.
Oops.
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Time to check the Naughty or Nice list that everyone's been going on about. Clematis put her name in first and...
"W-what..? But... What did I do wrong?" Clematis pouted, staring at the screen.
Nightshroud couldn't help but chuckle as she picked up her own datapad. "Well then mine should be good, right?"
"Are you kidding?!" Nightshroud threw her servos up in the air.
In the distance, Wheeljack decided to do the very same thing.
"Weird, but I'll take it."
<< Naughty or Nice List
'Hey, can we talk?' ~ Alexis for Wheeljack
"Hrrm..?"
Well this was a surprise. Wasn't this one of the human kids that hung around the Autobots? With Hot Shot?
Why would she want to talk to him of all bots, or was this another attempt at trying to get him to forgive his old friend for the past? Who was to say, but it wasn't like he was about to turn this human away either - especially when he had the time.
"Not sure what you want to talk about, but I'm all ears. What do you want?"
I CURSE YOU WITH a terrible paint job for a week! You can pick for which muse.
Splat!
"Huh?"
Wheeljack looked himself over, and there it was. A vomit of colors that clung to him and would not come off no matter how much he tried.
"When I find who did this, I'll make them pay!"
Try and try as Wheeljack might, no amount of energon baths remove even the slightest trace that hideous paint job.
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Re-painting hadn't worked. That horrendous paint job just could not be hidden by a new coat of paint. Wheeljack yelled in frustration, but then he remembered Datashrike's gift - paint remover.
"Worth a try I suppose."
And so Wheeljack applied it, noting that there were some results as the paint started to strip away.
Except... it wasn't the cursed paint that was removed.
It was his actual paint job! Now he had his original white paint job back with this stupid cursed paint on top of it!
"UGH!! This is ridiculous!"
Christmas? In July?
"Better think carefully about that naughty list this year, Santa."
We wouldn't want a repeat of last year, now would we?
"I don't know what everyone's talking about. Not cold where I am."
Wheeljack may or may not have started a fire to keep himself warm, but he's not opposed to folks joining him.
