Photo: White House Correspondents Dinner - Eric Lee/Getty Images
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Glee Violette
And THAT's what happens when you don't have a laugh track. Trump tried to hold a rally in front of normal, ordinary, sane, intelligent people last night.
It bombed. One solid hour and four minutes of Trump's Greatest Hits landed flat on the floor, stone cold dead. They've BEEN dead for a long time. They were dead to begin with, just disgusting roadkill, like RFK Jr's racoon penises, which, yes, Trump brought up to mock him. Nasty rotting garbage that just stunk up the place.
And they were met with total silence. Disgusted silence. Angry silence. BORED silence. Mostly, that. Just BORED silence.
They were never funny in the first place.
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Like, "The word dumb has a "b" in it. Bet you didn't know that. Most people don't."
Yup. He read that off the teleprompter last night. Along with the same sh*t about Biden's sleepiness and Pritzker's size. But, DAMN, he went ALL the way back to his FIRST term, repeating crap about Rosie O'Donnell's body and Adam Schiff's neck - nothing witty, just bare, ugly, juvenile jibes about their looks.
The only FUNNY thing about his speech was that HE was OBLIVIOUS to the fact that he has become worse looking than ANY of them. And it's not even close, Donnie. Not even close.
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When Trump holds a rally, hand picked fans stand behind him, and a hand picked audience sits in from of him, all primed and ready. His staffers are distributed throughout the audience to cue the cult, and they respond like teens at a beer bash.
But lately, even they are bored with Trump's tired old routine. They are leaving before he is halfway done, to get a jump on the traffic. They only stayed at his "miraculous" 4th of July event to watch the fireworks.
There were no fireworks at the White House Correspondent's Dinner. But, the audience stayed, because mentalist Oz Pearlman was going to do the entertainment. However, the vibe was SO dead when Trump got through with it, that not even the amazing Oz could revive it.
There is only one true thing about Trump, and that is THIS; everything he touches dies.
And that goes for himself.
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