Dear Jem,

ilu u duckbutt. hang out with me ya nerd so we can be hella gay together and complain about people we don't like

Red: 5 facts about my best friend

1. Her first impression of me was that I was a total hecking lame nerd-ass weeaboo/the kinda really bad kind of homestuck.

2. She takes French and one time she helped translate all these dirty phrases in French for a fanfic for her girlfriend and as a joke she told them to me because I take Spanish. 

3. She calls me her worse half but in all honesty we’re both the worse half. Speaking of half, she’s short as heck.

4. She’s a badass theatre kid. And by badass I mean she’s in crew, and she takes it incredibly seriously (in fact today she had to work for the spring play’s matinee all day during school).