#whacky

😜WHACKY WEDNESDAY😅

Wednesday is one of those weird days. You don't only spell it in a whacky way, it is also one of those days where you don't know if you glass if half full, or half empty…

The only thing I know is that my glass needs refilling! 🍷🤣

First off I tried for it to make a 4chan post, came up with stuff like

“> Be me, 20 years old

> Decide to try cooking for the first time

> Recipe says "easy mac and cheese"

> Pour milk first, then add macaroni

> Realize I messed up

> Now I'm stuck with milky macaroni soup

> Anon achieves culinary failure level: expert”

And

“> Be me, socially awkward introvert

> Mustering courage to talk to crush

> Approach confidently

> Accidentally trip on own shoelace

> Faceplant in front of crush

> Mfw I realize I've invented a new form of flirting called "ground-level charm"”

Thought that it just simply sucked at 4chan, moved on to tumblr in a hope it could be funny.

It came up with things like

“"🌈 Embrace your chaos, darlings! Life is just a series of beautifully messy moments that make your story uniquely yours. 💖✨ #LifeIsAMarvelousMess #EmbraceTheChaos"”

“Title: "Life Lessons from a House Plant 🌿✨"

And

“Post:

Just had a profound moment with my house plant, Larry. 🌱 We've been through it all – overwatering, neglect, and the occasional leaf drop. Today, Larry taught me a valuable lesson: Sometimes, we all need a little pruning and repotting to truly thrive. 🏡✂️ Embrace the growth, even if it means getting your roots a bit messy! 🌍💚 #LifeLessons #PlantWisdom #LarryTheLegend”

2 strikes, hoping it would get better with reddit posts. Put in a prompt for the average reddit post

Nope

Came up with things like

“Title: "Just discovered this amazing [subreddit], and I have some thoughts..."

Post:

Hey fellow Redditors, long-time lurker, first-time poster here. 🤝 Just stumbled upon r/[subreddit] and it's blowing my mind! 🚀 Can we take a moment to appreciate [specific aspect] and how it brings joy to our lives? Also, any other [subreddit] enthusiasts here? Share your favorite [related topic] stories below! Let's create a wholesome discussion! 🌟 #NewToReddit #CommunityLove #SubredditDiscovery”

And

“Title: "Just discovered this cool thing - thought I'd share!"

Post:

Hey fellow Redditors! 👋 Just stumbled upon this amazing podcast/subreddit/website that blew my mind, and I couldn't resist sharing it with you all. The content is top-notch, and I've already spent hours diving down the rabbit hole. Check it out and let me know what you think! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Link in comments. #SharingIsCaring #NewDiscovery #RedditCommunity”

Got some valuable information from this

First off: While I was generating responses, GPT seemed to love cats. It was a consistent theme among most of the generated “posts”.

Second off: They all read like 2014 posts, or a similar year

In the end, I came to the conclusion

You take the stars eyes and squeeze them into your sockets, it squirms and jitters a bit as you feel something worm into your body.

You blink and adjust your new round eyes, aren’t they beautiful? Maybe you do feel like a star.

???: I’d say you’re shaping up to be one! It’s never too late to have a bit of “Heaven” in you, however you define heaven. D’ahhh I keep forgettin’ you’re multiple people all getting randomized chances to surface actions in some form that drives you!

A hole is opening in Oscar’s shop. It’s as if a cosmic black hole had been pacified and domesticated into a diminutive form, emerging.

Oscar almost looks startled if it weren’t for the fact their expression paints more “annoyance” if anything. They dip under their desk as the hole is emerging from the seams of your reality.

Oscar: Oh it’s you again. Listen, customers, don’t pay too much mind to them. He’s simply a “side effect” of being here. She’s either helpful or a nuisance depending on the time of.. well “lack of time of the day” considering there is no concept of time in this space.

The entity in the portal gives a coy cackle in return for Oscar’s comments.

???: Ohohoho, don’t let little old me ruin your fun. I’m just setting up for when I need to step in a little later. Go on and keep doin’ your dress-up game, wolf-boy. I’ll just be emerging over here.

Oscar just gives a slight sigh and whispers in your new ears.

Oscar: Apologies for this disturbance. You all chose from the mouths section while I go grab a deterrent for our little disturbance.

He walks past you. You gleam into your next selection.