#wft

Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh. Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh. No, I don't understand going over to the neighbors to drink cocktails with your pinky up. And I'm tired of believing the better will come later. Think it's time I should rip the band-aid off. But I keep the peace 'cause I'm a kid of divorce and you're the starter of wars. And there's no winning in yours. If it ain't the weather for tennis then, guess we can argue until dinner time. You calling me batshit's the fastest antibiotic for thinking you're different this time, oh, oh oh oh. If you let me finish a sentence and then we can bump our heads and drink some wine, wine, wine, wine. Fight over semantics and handpick which hill you're willing to die on until the next time. It ain't the weather for tennis.

You're a mouthful of inconsistencies no one's ever made sense of. I can know it's all insecurity and then still take it personal. Why do I care this much? If it ain't the weather for tennis then guess we can argue until dinner time. You calling me batshit's the fastest antibiotic for thinking you're different this time, oh, oh oh oh. If you let me finish a sentence and then we can bump our heads and drink some wine, wine, wine, wine. Fight over semantics. And handpick which hill you're willing to die on until the next time. It ain't the weather for tennis.

I'm a seasoned apologist for the people who I love. I'm an amateur psychologist. Key to everyone's handcuffs. Keep the peace, 'cause I'm a kid of divorce. And you're the starter of wars. And there's no winning in yours. So I call to say I'm sorry, of course. But how I won't anymore and put the ball in your court, no. If it ain't the weather for tennis then, guess we can argue until dinner time. You calling me batshit is the fastest antibiotic for thinking you're different this time, oh oh, oh. If you let me finish a sentence then then we can bump our heads and drink some wine. Fight over semantics and handpick which hill you're willing to die on until the next time, oh oh, oh.

I’m only going to learn anything about celebrities who participate in a bit on “last week tonight”