#weresodamaged

how perfect

i just happened to be looking for a partner in crime who will assist in such fun activities as

-spraying tom rob smith with a water gun on the street

-protesting loudly in guy fawkes masks outside his apartment

-starting a fire on the beach to burn all copies of the scripts for episodes 4 & 5

and of course some activities for the greater good such as

-a candlelight vigil for alex and scottie

-a sale of “alex lives” t-shirts which will raise money for the local bdsm foundation

-a “meet your soulmate” booth on lambeth bridge where random joggers are paired with random club departees at 5:30am, just to see if one of them dies

i hope you join me

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