*werecats m/n run away from kitchen to backyard*

wanda: *open back door with her power* m/n m/n l/n, you better get back here!

yelena: *talk to natasha* full name, cat guy going to die.

natasha: *sigh and go to save m/n from wanda* nobody going to die today.

*outside wanda using her power to make sure m/n don't go anywhere and m/n hissing at wanda*

natasha: what's going on here?

wanda: *sigh* m/n have turkey skin inside his mouth, cat can't have that but like usual he stubborn little sh-

m/n: *turn back into human and look at wanda in the eyes while swallow the turkey skin* i'm werecats not cats!

natasha: m/n you almost die when you eat chocolate last month...

m/n: th- that's different! *start feeling unwell*

*yelena come outside with bruce and cho*

cho: *pull out needle* you need to stop being stubborn m/n

m/n: *turn back into werecats and whined*

wanda: *scratch m/n head* it's okay baby it just needle.

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bruce: *awkwardly* um so nobody going to ask why wanda cover with blood and m/n nor wanda have any injuries?

m/n m/n l/n = male name, middle name, last name