#wendyweasley

“I just want to say... We don’t really have any ugly buggers around here, there must be something in the water at Hogwarts nowadays, don’t you think. What a difficult decision to make but I suppose someone has to judge you, right? For Gryffindor my personal picks are Dorian Shacklebolt, Brent Nott, Val Carrow and Zina McGonagall. Hufflepuff, Eddie Slughorn, Jaxon Thomas, Yuna Moon, Allison Longbottom and Arden Delacour. Ravenclaw is up; Zach Zabini, Peter Parkinson, Wendy Weasley, Sibella Rosier and Ro Weasley owns my entire heart. Slytherin has Teddy Lupin, Albus Potter, Nora Vector and Nadia Zabini who can step on me whenever she pleases. Go cry about it, sweetheart.”

If it’s Fletcher’s, would that make Wendy and Lucy sister wives and cousins? Too pureblood for my tastes. Keep that nasty nonsense away from me. A Wendy/Scorpius love child though? That would be iconic.

“Sigh. And a Zabini-Lupin baby would have been so gorgeous, too. Well, I can still hold out hope for my scandalous Wendy-Fletcher-Lucy baby mama drama, at least.Those Weasleys are notoriously fertile.”