#wendibrorps

“this is neither the time nor the place for this, you do realize amethyst is in the cabin right next door don’t you? she’s not dumb either, she know’s you have something for me and unless you quit doing stupid stuff like this we’re going to get caught.”

listen that softball championship is mine this year, i swear to god it is.” he said with a sigh. “that asshole kai aged out so he has to be a counselor and can’t stop me now. i’m gonna be a champion and i’d like to invite you to join my team first. what do ya say babe?”

“you know you’re lucky i have good self control amy, otherwise i may have tried to kiss you right in front of your husband today and that wouldn’t have been good, would it?”

“i could care less if we’re not supposed to leave the kids alone after dark, i only get out of school for so long and i’m not gonna spend every night of my summer trapped in a cabin with little assholes, i mean would you rather stay in there all night or come and do stuff with us?”

lyle slid down the rope with a grin. “i think this is gonna work great for the kids!” he said marveling at his own handiwork. “what do you think? the high course might be a bit scary for some of them i guess....”

“yo when the little kiddies go to bed we’re totally gonna fuckin’ burn.” he said with a wicked smile, holding up a small baggie of weed. “and i’ll let you in on the fun...for ten bucks.”

“I’m not joking! My uncle really died at this camp....like 20 years ago but still, he did. He drowned ‘cause the counselors really really sucked, at least that’s what my grandma says.”

birdie glared up at the person who’d interrupted her nap. “what?” she asked through gritted teeth. “can’t you see i’m sleeping? or are you just that dumb?”