#wenclair rant

Anyway just hear yungblud's Zombie and thought of this. But yeah, Wednesday would love Enid if she was a Zombie (aka what she is really a Wolf) so even if Enid were to stay in her Wolf form. Wednesday would love her either way.

Does anyone remember when Enid was like “Your costume is in the tent!”

And Wednesday is completely taken back but she puts it on anyway. Like—there wasn’t even much push back from her except the whiskers.

This stupid girl lover was just like “Costume?” Then it cuts to her wearing cat ears and I’m just like…😂 Wednesday where is your spine? You draw the line at whiskers but you put the cat ears on? She really just does listen whenever Enid says something. Like if she can refuse the whiskers she can refuse the entire costume but she doesn’t.

Also Wednesday asking “What happened?” After Enid was crying and sobbing into her bed about Yoko being put in the infirmary cause of Bianca.

Enid is like “I’m LITERALLY having a heart attack.” Wednesday doesn’t reply with snark, even though she can. Wednesday doesn’t. Even though Yoko will be fine, Enid is probably overreacting, and Wednesday frequently makes little notions to murdering Enid or Enid’s death when she says stuff like this (like telling Enid she’d be down to eight lives for asking about the whiskers) Wednesday is just like “What happened.” She takes Enid’s crying seriously even though she ALREADY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED. She heard it just a second ago!!!!

Our girl is NOT this emotionally incompetent person. She cares when Enid cries and it shows in small moments, even as far in as EPISODE 2 yall.

She could’ve easily added in something snarky like “Lucky you.” About the heart attack comment, cause OBVIOUSLY Enid isn’t having one. Wednesday doesn’t think that’s necessary to add something like that. She thinks it’s necessary to ask Enid what’s going on, even when she knows, even when Enid is being dramatic. Even when she was literally INVESTIGATING thats where she was but she doesn’t even use that as an excuse. She just asks Enid what happened, and tells her they’re going to take Bianca down. She validates Enid’s feelings at every point in this conversation without saying very much. She lets Enid know she cares, Enid isn’t being dramatic (she is but whatever), and they will take care of it together.

Then she puts the fucking cat ears on! Im absolutely sick.

Episode TWO and our girl was on a leash. “Yeah whatever I’ll put cat ears on. I’ll join the fucking team. BUT I WONT WEAR WHISKERS.”