#wemmharem

So this is a Wemmbu farlands AU with Theo and Lomedy and Firestar and this is a bit after Parrot becomes king (don’t know why or how Wemmbu got Theo and Lomedy but their protags must have done something)

Context: Lettuce was made into Parrots right hand thanks to Theo leaving. A coliseum/arena is made in the farlands but a good distance away from any Civs. Wemmbu trains Firestar and gets him 2 maces similar to Gambit and Crucible (for the enchants) but still personalized to Fire. (Maybe Theo trains him in carts?) 

Okay so 5 years after Wemmbu left for the farlands without telling anyone a lot of important people get this random invitation to the tournaments 5th annual competition. And all the of the participants need to be in groups of three. So here they are (some of them just needed to fill a slot in their roster):

Flame, Mane, WyLL

Clown, Ferre, Sharpness

Minute, Jaden, Boosfer

Parrot, Lettuce, Horace

Spoke, Mapicc, Zam

Minemanner, Pangi, Lopezz 

Fantst, Baablu, A random Chungie

Wemmbu, Theo, Firestar

(You can change up the groups to have them make more sense if need be, I’m not that familiar with all of them)

Wemmbu and his team call themselves exploding star since they’ve decided to go invis just to surprise everyone when their totems get popped. Wemmbu is wearing netherite armor with trims that are reminiscent of Lomedy. Theo and Fire wear netherite with Amethyst trims similar to Wemmbu.

Context again: Wemmbu is on good terms with JamatoP and Serpentbound now. Wemmbu and Theo have become the only ones to learn how to fly without an elytra or wind charges or rockets (they both have wings) due to how long they’ve been in the farlands for and since they are PvP focused. Close to one of the farland civs Lomedy had made himself a beautiful farm that is close to the for of thems house. (I don’t know where Egg is, maybe he’s left Wemmbu to become a philosopher) Theo and Wemmbu and Firestar have made themselves a training area for each of their needs + they also made a little place to take breaks at when needed. 

Context continued: Wemmbu has ‘mellowed out’ but is still the same amazing dude, he’s just done some self reflecting in a healthy way. Theo and Lomedy both have crushes in Wemmbu but won’t act on them, partially due to Fire. Fire can tell when someone is into Wemmbu instantly, and once he clocks it he starts acting like a hissy cat (that’s how Theo and Lomedy know that the other has a crush on Wemmbu).

Unanswered questions and context: Would JamatoP and/or Serpentbound gain a crush on Wemmbu? Would those on the main server(ish) who already like him yearn for him more(distance makes the heart grow fonder)? I think Lettuce might like Wemmbu and is inwardly disgusted at how Parrot talks about him(Parrot slander for the win!). Would Flame go on another training arc or would he try and find Wemmbu again(maybe Lomedy too?)? Would rumors spread that Wemmbu died again?

Context again! : I think the tournament invite would say that the prize is either 1 orbital per winner (nuke or stab, winners choice), any item they want that can be reasonably acquired and given away, or any piece of info that the winner’s desires. I think many would hop on and agree to the tournament due to the info prize since many know Wemmbu has gone to the farlands a lot ‘so they would probably know where he is at’.

I think Wemmbu’s totem should pop during the finale. Fire was the first to pop, then the next round Theo is popped. Since this is a strange group everyone is curious about who their leader is (Lomedy is in the audience watching and invis) since no one saw Wemmbu leave with Lomedy and Theo when they originally ’went missing’ (that’s part of why Parrot doesn’t figure out that it’s Wemmbu) I also think they would hide their main fighting style till the finale, or just use a weaker version of their main to throw people off. Ex: Wemmbu uses a sword that he’s been training with, Theo with an axe, Fire with his indoor mace. Parrot also doesn’t figure out Wemmbu’s identity because he hates Wemmbu and thinks that Theo would never join him + he doesn’t know/remember when either of them ‘went missing’. 

But once Wemmbu’s totem pops all hell breaks loose. All his suitors (those who lost are in the audience) short circuit and/or freak out about Wemmbu being alive and ‘RIGHT THERE!!’ Wemmbu would use the shock to overwhelm and defeat his opponents with Theo and Fire’s help. (think the tournament like the og one with the 3 totem stasis but no changing terrain). Once the final fight is done and before Wemmbu can claim his prize, he is hounded by his suitors with questions and more. Fire is the first to try and get them to back off, soon Theo is helping, then Lomedy to many people surprise.

:that’s all I’ve got, hope you enjoy!!

-🤨 anon

ARYRGH okay i lowkey lost half of my original thoughts because i read this when you first sent this and i couldnt answer because of !!!! school !!!! ☹️

i love the kind of idea that wemmbu is this. saving grace amongst the protagonists. she lowkey is the most normal (flame too probably, but i'd see wemmbu actually committing to self reflection and changing) (but who knows with flame's next arc!!) out of the four. and she doesnt treat her friends like total crap (anymore) !!

i imagine when wemmbu first set out to the farlands, she told her friends to not follow her, but didnt give any of them any explanation or where she was going (except egg, but they chose to stay behind because they are Not !! going through the farlands again 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️). but theo chooses to follow her (like in her first ep of season two !! i do not think he wouldve changed in that aspect) and somehow manages to convince lomedy to come with !!!! maybe this is how they find out about firestar ?? like wemmbu's been secretly going to the farlands monthly to train him and Now has finally decided she's gonna stay for a while and consistently train him.?

of course theo and lomedy are surprised she has a mentee!! so theo pops out and asks wemmbu whats going on and who this kid is !!?? and she explains fire being her student and how this has been going on for a few months now. i mean first she's lowkey angry that theo and lomedy followed her but Then she explains. and they explain why they followed her !! (smth smth not wanting to return to parrot ((ever)) and flame ((yet)) ). wemmbu decides they dont really mean any harm (probably) so she lets them watch one of her sparring matches with fire !! and from there, the fpur of them settle far (but not too far) into the farlands: wemmbu and theo now !! train firestar, while lomedy is very cool and content housewife (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) fire and his three parents..... i dont even have two what the flip.....

okay holy yap holy backstory 🥹🥹 ONTO THE MAIN PLOT OF THE ASK !!!!

the pvp tournament !!! no comments on teams because they arent the main focus (except maaayyybbeeee switch sharp for mugm instead ?? horrible uu clownferre and their child mugm)

Starting out as a small pack just between egg and wem and their little den, then slowly growing as more people circle around this omega and what she's up to. Imaging wemmbu making the den with so much love and care and you just wanna sink into the blankets and stay there.

All the people she's interacted with, just becoming a pack, people dropping into the den when they want rest or quiet, stressed out? Just cuddle up to wemmbu. Back from a fight, go the den and get healed, it's stacked with people dropping loot as they come and go for whoever needs it.

Bonus points if there's more than 1 den, like the end, over world and nether so anyone anywhere can just drop in. honestly her just so caring to egg had me on this idea I cannot stop.

I'm thinking it could be platonic between some or full on romantic! maybe wemm was an alpha once (what was that about some wip of wemmbu being bitched omg?) or always an omega, honestly where are all the ABO fics when you need variety this fandom needs to lock in 😭💔

I love ABO there's so many ways you can go about this trope and add your own little twists to this au it's amazing, maybe you've answered this already LOL but what's your favorite wemmship?

- 🌞

omggg omega wemmbu my beloved

abo with pack omega wemmbu? i only known uu so ill go uu, i feel like if she was pack omega from the very beginning it would be very different but ill just try to stick to what u wrote!! idk how id explain or think of different it would be LMAOO

yess!!! small pack between egg and her <3, the day ones!!! and wemmbu slowly meeting more and more people and them being attracted to either her or her scent being so welcoming, i think it would be cool is she has a really warm welcoming scent? while she herself was very like defensive or antagonistic because she's being very sarcastic, (like how spoke in the first episode saying "wemmbu scared me") I bet her being scary as hell while having the most WELCMONING scent in the server would be like ??. ends up having so many people circling and hovering around her because she looks threatening but she smells like shed be the best pack omega ever, and when she's not threatened she really is!! very protective and hovers over people she's attached and care's for, will give up anything or fight to basically the death for people she sees as hers, if you were in her pack you'd be so lucky.

she had like one den in the beginning which was absolutely soaked with her and egg's scent, just full of love and care and wemmbu's scent being so protective and loving <3 as the like arc's went by she made a bunch of different ones all over the server and with different people!! like she had one she shared with zam and a few of the guards (in this because of her being pack omega and her scent she was sought out by the guards more maybe? and she invited the ones closest to her den, but yk when flame attacked an the zam betrayal happened she just declared all of them out of her pack, exiled from it and tore her den she shared with them to shreds because it had their scents) but yes every single den is soaked and smells so much of wemmbu's care and love and scent and it smells amazing. it becomes like a known thing to if u have the chance, take the opportunity to den with wemmbu because it's the best den/nest experience of your lifeeee!!!

all of the guards lowkey are so much more reluctant to attack wemmbu and wemmbu's empire and there a more with mane deserting to help wemmbu considering they cared so much more for her in this au and got to sleep in her den.

everyone who wemmbu invites to her nest loves it, it's just sinking into a warm soft bed filled to the brim with love and care and you can fall asleep in it instantly.

she has so much more people still in her life because while she herself struggles with her emotions and showing her care, being able to invite them into her nest and then have them be instantly told and overwhelmed by the number of emotions and care she has for them. like they can smell her caring and loving them instead of in canon being unable to express her actually caring for them.

she has small dens around the server and the people in her pack can go to them and just nap in them and feel so safe within them. has chest with supplied in every single hidden nest base in the server. they all go either to the most recent one she's visited so they get the most recent scene. or if wemmbu's close or near they go to the one she's at and simply sink into her nest and cuddle with her and have her pet ur head and run her hands through ur hair as u sleep in it with her.

find her nest, sleep in it surrounded by safety and love, chest the chest for supplies ur low on and drop some u have a a lot of for the next person.

yes she has small hidden nest bases around the server. dude i switch back an forth with eggbu and other asks treating him like he's wemmbus child lmao. she rubs her scent on him, and he's absolutely soaked with wemmbu's scent expressing how loved and protective of him she is. people smell egg and know that wemmbu will kill them if they touch him, he still gets take hostage, but maybe not as much?? because they can literally physically smell the depths of how fucked you will be if u hurt him. still gets taken hostage but is hurt way less.

and honestly it's been like a month since this asks i cannot remember the bitching fic. it was primarily omega wemmbu with a brief mention of her before being an alpha? but doesn't go over it just is mentioned in like a single paragraph before focusing on her being an omega.

platonic, romantic, idc. as long as they love and care for wemmbu, platonically or romantically is fine. I'm a wemmbu lover, man.

yesss theirs been like maybe a few abo uu fics?? but there needs to be MOREEEE moreee i love abo there needs to soooo much more abo.

literally can do so much with abo bro.

and my fav wemmship is wemmfrags/flamebu!!! but following like super closely is manebu in 2nd and jadenbu in 3rd.

half of her suitors are chill with each other because at the end of the day they all want wemmbu and tbh these guys are chill and nice to her so why should we fight (thinking like. egg, minute, jaden, boosfer?, theo, loppezz. yeah)

Wemmbu and Egg head to the farlands in search of the Forge, Wemmbu tells Egg they should separate (someone’s following them but only Wemmbu knows and he doesn’t tell Egg) so Egg’s a bit mad at Wemmbu. Wemmbu goes on a 2 month long journey and finally gets to the forge, a sets a stasis there. He is now essentially a god. (Think creative x spectator mode x controller of the game code) He chose to stay in his physical form (at least for now) (don’t worry he surrounded the forge in bedrock, and made it to where no one but him could enter) and as he’s on his way to meet back up with Egg, he gets jumped by the people that were following him before. They are successful as he is currently a bit woozy from just becoming a god. They take all of his items, armor, weapons, stuff from inventory (don’t ask me how) and so he’s essentially ‘naked’ (he still has his clothes ofc)

They drag him back to their church which is massive and has a giant statue of their god that looks eerily similar to Wemmbu. They push him into a sacrificial circle in the middle of the cathedral, there he wakes up and is like ‘WTF HUH????’ And they explain to him that they are going to sacrifice him to become a vessel for their god. Wemmbu’s all like nope nope nope, and so after a bit he somehow escapes.

While this is all happening, all of those he cares about, and many who care about him (including WyLL, Lomedy, and Horace) get together and are like ‘Wemmbu’s been missing for a while, we’ve got to find him’ they coincidentally happen to find Egg and he tells them where he last saw Wemmbu and why they’re separated (but with harsh words because from his POV Wemmbu essentially told him to fuck off) and everyone is a bit surprised and suspicious by that so they’re like ‘we have GOT to find Wemmbu this shit’s dire’ (the they as in Minute, Jaden, Lomedy, Horace, WyLL, [Sharpnes?], Theo, Flame, [Mane?]).

They all spread out and search the area of where Wemmbu told Egg for them to meet up again. Minute finds Wemmbu running from ~300 players (each differently stacked) with Wemmbu having nothing. Wemmbu eventually slips them and hides inside a giant ass boulder. Minute goes in after him once the coast is clear. 

Wemmbu’s absolutely ecstatic to see Minute again and just rushes to hug him. Minute’s a bit taken aback but reciprocates the hug after a second. Soon once they hear shouting Wemmbu remembers the situation he’s in and is like ‘fuck it’ and gently cups Minute’s face in both his hands and gently kisses him.

Part of Wemmbu’s new powers is similar to telepathy, but not exactly. Through skin contact is the only way for him to use it right now (it can evolve into true telepathy later, he’s just a new god right now) (and Minute doesn’t need to know that it doesn’t need to be a kiss to work). So Minutes mind screeches to a halt, then he’s kissing back, grabbing Wemmbu’s waist, but is interrupted by Wemmbu’s voice suddenly speaking in his head. 

So he startles a bit and Wemmbu tells him ‘not much time to explain, but I’m being hunted by a cult to become a vessel for their god. There’s about 3,000 of them with type of gear and pvp skill being wildly varied. They took everything except a fishing rod that’s connected to a stasis of mine. I can lure them to this giant arena if you and the others want to deal with them, and as soon as the fighting starts I can stasis away. Also, please don’t tell anyone why I’m being hunted, just that I am.’ Minute take a bit to process this then is like ‘d’alright’ Wemmbu is then like ‘amazing’ and then uses his telepathy to show Minute where the rest of the Wemmbu rescue squad is and to also show him where the arena is. 

Wemmbu then breaks the kiss and jus look at Minute in the eyes, “just to let you know, you won’t be seeing me for a while after this, but I promise you I’m alive and I will be back, okay?” He says as he uses his thumbs to brush Minutes cheeks. 

Minute softly asks, “Okay, but is there anything you need? Anything and it’s yours.”

Wemmbu huffs a laugh, then says, “you have any food?”

Minute nods and removes one of his hands from Wemmbu’s waist to take a stack of golden apples out of his inventory. Wemmbu removes one of his hands to take the stack with a silent thank you. Minute leans into the hand still on his face, putting his hand back on Wemmbu’s waist. Wemmbu puts the apples into his inventory without looking away. They stay there for a moment longer before Wemmbu says, “I’ll so you later kitten, and remember you’ll have 3 hours until you need to save me, okay?”

Minute nods and removes his hands from Wemmbu’s waist. Wemmbu caresses Minutes face one final time before removing it. Wemmbu walks out of the cave slowly. “Once you hear yelling, run.” Wemmbu winks then he’s gone.

Minute stays there for little bit, processing everything, until he hears people yelling. He bolts at his cue. Him and the rest of the group agreed to meet up after an hour, just to report back and to make sure everyone is still safe. Minute is the last to arrive, late as well which is why some of them were a bit frantic. Once they saw him, he looked like a man on a mission. They made a fake table and some little cabins as a makeshift ‘camp’. He calls everyone over and tells them the plan, without the cult stuff just that Wemmbu’s being hinted by ~3,000 people and that he’s headed to an arena and that that’s where they will strike and save him. And that Wemmbu has no gear except for a stasis that he’ll use when the time is right.

Many of them are conserned, but Flame asks, “Like Bro, how do you know this?” That sparks others being like ‘yeah how does he know this’ out loud. After a bit of arguing he’s just like “Wemmbu told me.”

And they’re all like ‘WHAT!?’ Then starts to berate him for not saving Wemmbu, but then he points out that rockets don’t work in the Farlands and since Wemmbu had no gear it would be a hopeless mission to where they would need to fight anyway so why not just fight them all where they can see them.

After a bit of back and forth, they agree and head out. When they get to the arena Wemmbu’s surrounded and so they all jump into battle. Once they start fighting, Wemmbu teleports away into the Forge with all his OP god powers. The Wemmbu Rescue Squad ™ finishes everyone off and is like ‘WHERE THE FUCK IS WEMMBU!!???’ And Minutes like, chill, he said he’d be gone for a couple months before he comes back. And so after a while, everyone begrudgingly goes back to where they were before.

-time skip- 

Wemmbu had been in the farlands for a while, but now all his powers are at their peak and he is an all powerful god. He goes to the Under Nether, and uses the gold block to revive Wifies (don’t ask me why, also don’t mind the plot holes) (I don’t know to much about Wifies character) and Wemmbu basically tells him, “You’re mine now, you will listen to me, but you can still explore” (so if Wemmbu’s in the pirate Civ Wifies can explore it where he wants, but as soon as Wemmbu decides they are going to leave, Wifies has to stop exploring and follow Wemmbu to where he’s going next.)

Wemmbu is also like, let me catch you up on what’s happened in the world thus far. So he cups Wifies face and kisses him (it’s just the easiest way to use telepathy 🫣) and shows home like a movie trailer of what’s happened for everyone, not giving away personal details.

And so they go exploring together and eventually they gain romantic feelings for each other (Wifies doesn’t like Parrot anymore [you chose the reason why])

Before they go back to the main server, Wifies confesses but Wemmbu’s like “I love you too, but I also love many others” and Wifies responds back with “I don’t care as long as I’m your favorite” whilst on his knees in front of Wemmbu, pushing his head into Wemmbu’s hand. Wemmbu responds back with a soft, “alright.”

Often when they are in a village or civ, they would have a really good time. But after a while, they go to the End to see Minute.

-that’s as far as I’ve gotten. Wemmbu then goes to collect his harem or smth and Parrot dies because they don’t like how he’s treated their lover

🫂hug

-🤨anon

ahhhhhhhhh not that many?? its only been like 3 weeks or smth since i did my last fic rec ?? but ill try to put a couple lol

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80417286

flame/wemmbu completely purely smut ^^^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78845011

flame/wemmbu yearner flame complete 9/9^^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79168731

wemmharem trans pregnancy 4/? not complete^^^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77769891

another wemmharem 9/? not complete ^^^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78639836

flame/wemmbu 14/26 not compelete^^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75736956

flame/wemmbu put this last time as well?? but it got a second chapter so

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80201136

flame/wemmbu compete after 2vthousand, smut

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79994016

flame/wemmbu egg/mane, college au 2/? not complete^^

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80110316

mane/wemmbu 1/? not complete

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78991646

flame/wemmbu 3/3 complete

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76023376

also put last time but got a 2nd chapter flame/wemmbu

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79849156

flame/wemmbu flame gets his head pats

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79796536

boosfer/wemmbu complete

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77167396

flame/wemmbu 6/?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79586706

mane/wemmbu complete, smut

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79477541

flame/wemmbu/mane, complete

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79395431

mane/wemmbu

okay this is all i think was made after i did my last fic recs tried my best not to repeat any but yk.

-🤨 anon

🫂hug

-🤨

yes like. there's conflict between bat and law despite their alliance, flame's getting into a new fight everyday, etc i cant think of more significant and different details you get it tho 😊

teruhashi? idk but i think her whole thing is shes so gorgeous everyone thimks shes perfect. and like adores her

and with wemmbus harem i think that kinda fits 😭