id glad if im his bride<33

(Sorry gang works been having my ass for the last couple of days) Wemmbu getting hitched is beautiful and I shall now do some extensive work on what I think all the weddings will be (much biased to be had as well!)!

Wemmegg

I genuinely think these two are practically married by default I’m not gonna lie with all they’ve been through and then they have a proper ceremony—one that Parrot helps with because he’s a good bro—and it’s like this…overly emotional thing where Wemmbu would lowkey breakdown and cry during it because he actually has more breathing room and he’s able to celebrate this special moment with Egg. It’s something small and between all of the protags and deuteragonists but Wemmbu feels so happy and overjoyed and Egg is flustered by how Wemmbu goes crazy on how much he loves Egg, how he’ll do everything in his power to keep him safe,,,

Wemflame

Married on the battlefield with blood painting both their faces and their mouths finding the other in a bloody battle for dominance, nipping at one another’s mouth and Wemmbu, drawing first blood, mouth dripping with Flames sweet blood. Flame smirking in turn as he tries to kiss back and Wemmbu reminds him that he should prepare himself for *later* on after they finish this fight and Flame, lovesick Flame, agrees. Everyone watching this is like,,,this guys so freaky on their wedding day send help Ehehe.

MinuteWemm

I love Minute and Wemm together so their wedding would be in the end with Egg being the makeshift priest to declare them married, Minute dropping to one knee when he presents him his ring and kisses a flustered Wemmbu’s palm,,,asking him if he’ll have him for eternity while Egg *awws* in the background and Wemmbu says he will. It’s just a wedding for them at the end of the day where Wemmbu doesn’t have to perform for anyone and where he can just be so soft,,,,

Wemmcest

Look, LS Wemm thoughts is *I want the cookie* and so he gets the cookie by marrying Uu Wemmbu in this over the top, extravagant wedding where both Ls and Uu are invited…weather they want to or not. Uu Wemm goes with it since he doubts anyone else wants to marry him and ends up having a good time! Though his *ring* is collar from Ls Wemm. (I have a puppy play thing I’ve been talking to pups about with them)

Jadenbu

Old fashion pirate wedding where Jaden is pleased as pie to show everyone his beloved, wonderful, beautiful, handsome husband while Wemm is lowkey laughing as he calls him dorkass pirate husband and the wedding is incredibly sappy and sweet where Wemm gets hugged by Jaden so hard instead of kissed that it has everyone laughing.

Special addition of AnonWemm

This one is for you anon! Wemmbu’s wedding would either be the most chaotic thing on earth for you and he’d make sure you enjoy every single second of it—probs riding off into the sunset with the elytra ehhehe