#welooklikeanimals

      “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear that come out’a your mouth. Move your ass,” she has no issue shoving his legs off the armrest of the couch so she can reclaim her seat at the edge, a big family size box of Cheerios in hand.

“do you want to know a secret?”

      “How many times do I gotta tell y’all not to drop in unannounced. Shit.”

     "Hey, I think we may have swapped phones by accident."

      “Tiny Tim left half his shit in the closet. Hope you brought some gloves.”

      After channeling most of his aggression into several rounds of touch footfall, Louis’ knees are just about as skinned up as they were when he was seventeen. Hence the reason he skipped out on spending his entire afternoon at the beach and sat his ass at the outside bar instead.

      “Where the hell you been at, Romeo?"