I say so many terrible things on this blog, I mock the universally adored Carlisle/Esme, no response except for people agreeing with me, there’s the Jasper post (I was so sure I’d get furious anons for that one), my take on Esme being Esme, Edward being a general psycho, Carlisle being a genuinely good person, and so on. Pretty much everything I post. I say a ton of shit. And it’s all fine.

But then I theorize that Edward isn’t the fastest Cullen, and that’s the one people want to fight me over? That’s the hill this fandom’s dying on?

By all means - I’ve been dying for people to challenge me on my ridiculous ideas. But it’s weird and amusing to me that of all things it should be Edward’s speed that made people start arguing.