May 10
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all roads lead to teachers
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SEBASTIAN STAN as CHRIS BECK
➤• THE MARTIAN (2015) DIR. RIDLEY SCOTT
i was thinking about interstellar when this appeared in my mind fully-formed. i had to look up the name of matt damon's character because i didn't remember it, and i thought it was a joke at first but nope his canonical name is hugh mann. christopher nolan you fascinate me
Project Hail Mary/The Martian crossovers are interesting from a character dynamics perspective but also a worldbuilding perspective. Did the Ares missions happen before Hail Mary? Did Mr. Ryland Grace the science teacher watch the world come together to save Mark Watney? Did Mark live in a post-astrophage world?
i really really love the idea of a phm and the martian crossover, specifically in these 2 ways:
Somehow, Grace and Rocky are on their way to Earth (maybe there were no beetles on the hail mary, but they send the info to erid IDKKKK) and on their way they get a message from nasa like "heyy guys do you mind making a little pit stop at mars and getting this guy back... please?" so now grace and rocky have a new roomate!! (bonus point if mark doesnt know about rocky, and also "rocky hate mark")
after the hermes picked up mark, nasa calls them like "guys.... the guy we sent out into deep space 26 years ago..? yeah hes back can you guys get him home" so now grace and rocky live on the hermes!!! again, bonus points if none of the crew knew about the literal alien.
in both of them, the reason they picked up mark could be bc they were investigating mars, like if it was possible to live there if phm doesnt work
i need more people to get rylark/hailmartian pilled....
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excuse any clarity errors, it is midnight and i am not accustomed to being awake at such times
here is a rough list of similarities and differences between mark and grace (based on my limited knowledge of the martian as i have only watched the film. i have maybe 3x more knowledge abt project hail mary)
similarities:
american man
stuck in space
star man waiting in the sky <3
HELP ME
nutrition? what’s that?
would probably develop some eating problems after having to ration the food like that
space beard that gets shaved off because that’s not them
stupid jokes
scienceing the shit out of it
something is really wrong dang
fist pump moments
the people in charge are doing some professional avoidance (not telling someone something )
crash out in space vehicle
hull breach (kinda)
get fucked up by gravity
their saviours come in funky spaceships
vlogging
unconventional methods of survival (potatoes on mars and meburgers)
yum painkillers
NASTY FOOD
basically solitary confinement because of circumstances beyond their control
teacher (at some point)
people uniting across nations to do stuff
science guy
some big injury that is big and focused upon
glasses (at some point )
grace:
fudge. fudging fudger (does swear in book but only 2 words)
who am i where am i what am i HELP ME
alien roommate whose air stinks and burns
suicide mission and not by his own hand
crewmates dead :(
why the frick are you saying i’m banging my boss.
molecular biology
aliens
why is xenon a metal now ??
too much trust put in that metal
get this man off earth !!
all copyrighted media (until the launch)!! yay i get music i like!!
ramen. ramen is nice.
mark:
fuck.wHAT the FUCK. FuCK YOU! ..fuuuck
normal mission gone wrong
crewmates very much alive :D
would bang a martian ? (according to people? i need to read the book)
botany
star man song is literally played in the film
digging up plutonium!
SHIT I WAS IMPALED
let’s fly like iron man
too much trust put in that tarp 😞
get this man back to earth !!
potato is love potato is life (kill me)
disco music is balls my ears are bleeding .
there’s probably more but i can’t think anymore :/
Watney/Lewis is The Martian's equivalent of Grocky and I'm making my peace with that
In the book, Mark Watney peppers in Yiddish in his everyday speech.
Maybe he's Jewish?