#weirdo hours

Coping with my dad being gone for a couple weeks by fixating on my fictional father, Starlo Uty

next time someone asks me abt solutions I’m gonna be like “I think we should reinstate wooden stocks & throwing gross vegetables at people” do you think it’d cure me to throw a mushy tomato at that person. i think they should let me to try

that dominos meme and the first domino is “me cringing at both rap devil and killshot” and the last domino is “me thinking intently abt em and his alter ego doing unspeakable things to each other” 

I’m loving the baking gig but then I am done with my shift at 10:30 and I’m like wtf do I do with myself now.......????