#weirdcpmoments

This story, right here, is my favorite story to tell when I get asked about crazy Disney stuff happening on my program. 

One night, I was up at Greeter (the nice CM who stands at the front of line that you usually bug with a crazy question? Yeah, that's called Greeter). It was pretty late, so not much was going on. I have a man walk up to me, so (as the job says) I greet him.

"Ahoy sailor! Welcome aboard!"

"Eh, please", he says.

"Yes sir, what can I help you with?"

"Where is spooky house?"

I didn't really understand what he was asking, so I asked him to repeat himself. He comes closer and yells "Spooky spooky house!"

Struggling to maintain a straight face, I give him directions to the Haunted Mansion. After I tell him how to get there, he wiggles his arms toward me, yells "spooky spooky" and does some weird moonwalk style thing before turning around to his family and walking away. Spooky Spooky House became an attraction wide joke, and never fails to put a smile on my face.