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So, I got tagged. By @future-gadgets-lab. That’s cool.

1) Favourite fictional character?

That’s a tough question for people who have a lot of time to waste on Netflix and Crunchyroll. If it’s about crushes and waifus and all, I’m 100% dedicated to Senjougahara Hitagi (and aforementioned crushed was life a real-life Hitagi, it was hard to deal), but if it’s about relating and liking and all, I really love Mikkelsen’s Hannibal, because we have much in common (Fancy clothes ? Check. Cooking ? Check. Art and cultural stuff ? Check. Being suave and charming ? Check. Being curious what would happen ? Check-amundo. I could go on). I also tend to like characters typed as ENTPs for some odd reason, and that was before I got sucked into the MBTI vortex (I’ve been a big fan of Orihara Izaya and Deadpool, notably). Oh, and Euron Greyjoy. But not show Euron. BOOK EURON FTW. It’s like me. In a book. With a big buff little brother. I feel like I’m reading my own life. That’s awesome.

2. Favourite animal?

I like all the animals, and I even try to like the ones that scare me (I’m looking at you, freaky marine invertebrates). I made friends with all the stray animals I could find and have to feed 4 cats from down the street everyday, but I’m a huge fan of birds. As a kid my favourite animal was the peregrine, but today I’m constantly hesitating between peregrines and ravens. Because they’re troll birds. 

3. Favourite Eeveeloution?

I like Espeon, but that’s mainly because it’s the one I got in Pokemon Gold at the same time my little brother got Umbreon, so it was kind of "each his own”. Plus I never got any of the subsequent eeveelutions because I kinda didn’t buy many Nintendo consoles after the Gameboy.

4. Where would you like to Visit?

Asia’d be nice, probably Kyoto because I’d like to practice my not-at-all-fluent japanese, and Kyoto-ben is cool. But rural China and India’d be nice too, and I’d like to go back to Rome someday. The USA might be cool, but since everything is so very american these days, I feel like it wouldn’t be so interesting. At least they got good TV shows there. Oh, and Prague, because I’m a big fan of Mucha and I’ve never been there even though it’s so cheap.

5. If you could extent any TV series for another season which would it be?

I’d have said Hannibal, but the end of season 3 was so perfect and bittersweet that I almost don’t mind it ending. I’d say Metalocalypse or My Name is Earl, because I’d have liked closure, but it’s ok. I don’t like long-running shows, in classic ENTP fashion I just get bored after a while. And I don’t watch many shows, I don’t like sitting around for too long.

6. Any talents?

A shitload. I can speak french (well, I’m a native speaker, so yeah), english, dutch, spanish, japanese, and a little german. I’m apparently really good at reading Tarot cards and it freaks people out, I can play (or try to play) about anything that makes music (and I play guitar in a death metal band about gladiators, while dressed in leather armor, and being badass). I can pop my left thumb out of its socket. I know kung-fu (but I had to move and now I’m just fat). I’m good at poetry. I can party like there’s no tomorrow. I’m kind of smart. I can cook. And I’m the best at naps.

7. T shirts or Long Shelves?

T-shirts. Those pythons need some air. 

8. Outside or inside?

Outside, but preferably an outside with a computer and a bed, because I might need a sudden nap when I’m done talking with basically anyone.

9. Coke or Pepsi?

Not a fan of either, but scientific evidence (collected by my brother and I) showed that in my area at least Coke is better. So Coke. 

10. What superpower would you want?

I’ve thought a lot about that one, because you never know when you can get one. I’ve long been a fan of vibration manipulation, because it can have cool applications in sexy and not-so-sexy ways, and if string theory is correct then I can manipulate the vibration of strings and boom, the world is mine. But nowadays I’m more into having the power to manipulate my own existence, so I could be hit by about anything and still live, since I can make myself not exist much, but be the center of attention whenever I want. And I could avoid taxes and stuff because tax companies would forget about me. 

11. Sword, Gun or Magic?

winter - fucking cold and rainy

spring - chilly at first and rainy but then super hot and rainy

summer - OH GOD WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT