#weirdar

mayor black - literally a ten-year-old in a fifty-something-year-old's body who just wanted to learn spells for the ability to teleport food and junk

calvin - kind of a masochist and kind of a demon too

bev - ex-fruitloop whose too concerned with flowers half the time to care about much else

levi - kinda-hermit-kinda-not who isn't all that big a fan of people as a whole and more to the point not even really a guy at all but can paint like a fucking dream

zaph - a body warlock who doubles as a pirate i mean like what the ever living christ