#weird potion

Potion's effect lasts three days.

effect: The drinker will immediately get a very strong urge to dye their hair.

effect: When the potion is rubbed on someone’s face, whenever in the future that person decides to make a pun, they will instead slap themself in the face. Very useful potion.

effect: Once ingested, the said person no longer can enter the city of Denver, Colorado. Their actions will become slower and slower when too close to the boundaries, and Cannot physically enter in any way. Planes and cars and other transportation do not work with him inside if the destination in Denver, Colorado.

effect: The chair will absorb the substance. When someone sits on the chair, they will become stuck to it, emotionally. They will not wish to part from the chair until physically removed. After separation, they will forever long for said chair and make it their goal to reunite forever. Once reunited, however, they will feel that something is off and that being with the chair is not all they expected. They will not be content, and will develop a toxic relationship with the chair. Nothing will ever feel the same again.

Effect: When injected into bloodstream, the patient will develop slightly pointed ears or incredibly large hairy feet, depending on the patient’s blood pressure.