Sticky Chair Potion
potion: Three tubes of toothpaste, preferably whitening. One cup of orange juice. Three teaspoons dog slobber. Three drops of Elmer’s glue. One big apple. Run all contents in blender until smooth. Pour on a wooden chair. Sprinkle on the chair three separate tablespoons of dandelion purée, honey, and fairy blood
effect: The chair will absorb the substance. When someone sits on the chair, they will become stuck to it, emotionally. They will not wish to part from the chair until physically removed. After separation, they will forever long for said chair and make it their goal to reunite forever. Once reunited, however, they will feel that something is off and that being with the chair is not all they expected. They will not be content, and will develop a toxic relationship with the chair. Nothing will ever feel the same again.
