Can we please stop writing fanfic about real-life human beings who aren't acting and just existing? That shit is weird, gang.

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Can we please stop writing fanfic about real-life human beings who aren't acting and just existing? That shit is weird, gang.

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its funny being a yumeshipper and being in a relationship
like damn im a greedy lil guy
This is single-handedly the weirdest ad I've ever seen, though maybe it's on point for a tumblr ad.
The ad is for an app called Dramawave, and it's this elaborate idk-how-many-minutes monstrosity of a preview of this high-class (what seems like) italian-style mafia family drama with two gay boys about to become brothers but are horny for each other at the centre of it. They are also enemies-to-lovers, though more of both at the same time???
Apparently one boy's father did something (not revealed) to the other boy's family, so the latter's father (i think) killed former's father. At the same time, that boy said something to the other's mother at a party 3 years ago, resulting in her having a mental breakdown and sent to the mental hospital (it seems). Then, the 2nd boy's father marries the 1st boy's mother (which is very scummy), so now both boys are stuck together.
So scene 1 is the 2nd boy getting sucked off by another guy in his room and the 1st boy walks in, then the 2nd boy chases him out where they bring up how recognise each other.
~~~flashbackkkkk~~~
The two boys had an incident at the same party 3 years ago where the 2nd boy was bitten by a snake and the 1st boy provided (very mediocre) First Aid (it wasn't even a proper improvised torniquet), and in this incident there was a bit of flipping into each other on the ground which set them both up with sexual tension (ooooo).
~~~end of flashbackkkkk~~~
The 2nd boy then pushes the 1st against the corridor wall in an intimidation tactic to find out what the 1st said to the 2nd's mother. The father chances upon them, to which the 2nd boy gives the 1st a big passionate kiss?? instead of letting the father discover the hostility. crazy. the father is clearly pissed lmao.
Then they have a scene where the 2nd boy and his cousin discuss the 1st boy while they're all at another garden party.
Afterwards, there was this scene where the 2nd boy's cousin runs up and tries to mafia-style give the 1st boy a warm welcome to the family, and the 2nd boy flip-flops between saving him and leaving him to die. He eventually saves him and this time the 1st boy initiates a make-out session while the 2nd boy tends to the 1st's wounds. This session gets interrupted, but they later return to the room to conspire a revenge plan on the father.
They get married??? and then the 2nd boy mafia-style kidnaps the 1st boy to the side of a pool to interrogate him about what he said to his mother, and the ad kinda just cuts out for me there.
Apparently tumblr decided taako sitting on magnus's lap was too steamy lmao
How does it feel to have your art style trending?
HAHAHA WHAT

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Ahhhh, the last chapter was soooo sweet, thank you!
Have fun in Oslo! Any more gigs planned? ;)
thank youuu im glad you liked it <33333
im also going to the ones in köln and münchen!! :)) if anyone else is going there btw id love to hang im even currently trying to make bracelets for the first time actually
found a buncha old week 6 art that i never posted here that was super cute so… a good old fashioned art dump :)!
and!! the first piece i did of her final design :0!!
Kinda wild that the two most effective D&D bosses I've ever made can both be boiled down to Big Guy With Axe