I haven't done a Weird Coco Lore Poll in a while so why the hell not
I have broken my nose 7 (seven) times in the last 20 years. Which of these was not one of the causes?
Threshold strip (metal strip dividing the carpet between rooms) (roughhousing)
Concrete airport floor (fell off an airport chair)
Swing door in a high school science department (slammed in face while running)
FIFA souvenir football (AKA very heavy soccer ball) (kicked at my face)
Gym bag containing hockey shoes (swung at my face)
Human fist (punched)
Telegraph pole (walked into it)
Lamppost (tripped in a pothole while stoned and wearing 3-inch heels)
...I will say, only two of these things *properly* disconnected my nose from my face. The other five just cracked the bone spur and dented it further out of place. I now have a double bone spur that makes wearing glasses nearly impossible.
