#weenie mount

These are close to my heart.

i had to make it real in real life so i crocheted this at absurd speed

just a, a little guy.....

and what's the replacements for the Pillar Johns?

Mr Stick: “Hi… it’s going… oh who am I kidding, THIS IS HELL!!! How does Peppino do it?! All the running and the jumping, and the lava. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING LAVA!”

Stinky: “Easy there Ozzy! Just calm down, everything is gonna be okay!”

Mr Stick: “But it’s NOT okay, is it Ollie!? We’re burning our asses off in this place, Brulo almost passed out on us and this place is nothing like I remember! There’s still lava, but the place looks more… Roman? Like that for instance.”

He gestured to a Pencer that was wearing Roman armour

Mr Stick: “That is literally just a centurion! And this whole place looks like one of those Roman arenas! And it’s still hell to go through! I think the only one of us who finds this easy is Spike, but then again, he’s used to this sort of thing. And god forbid what’s replaced John.

Stinky: “I kinda get the feeling you don’t like him too much.”

Mr Stick: “It’s a long story…”

Stinky: “You can tell us whenever you’re ready. Now, are you gonna show us how to get through this place? The Mr Stick way?”

With that, Mr Stick’s eye lit up.

Mr Stick: “Holy shit. Stinky you’re a genius! I’ve been going about this all wrong! I’ve been trying to do it the Peppino way, but I’m not Peppino am I?”

He ran towards a large pool of lava, jumping over it and springing his Fedoracopter, crossing the gap effortlessly.

Mr Stick: “Follow me guys! And make sure to do your own thing!”

He called back, swinging a large sack of cash into a Camembert Squire, knocking him off of his Weenie Mount.

Spike: “I like his style…”

Spike gripped his hammer tightly, wall jumping after him.

Brulo: “Eh, what else have I got to lose?”