#weekendloading

The New Tenant! 🏠🐱🐦

​"I think there’s been a little booking error at the birdhouse this morning! 😂 This cozy spot seems to have been hijacked by a professional napper. 😴 The best part? His feathered neighbors don't seem to mind at all! 🕊️✨

A poem for a love that never begins

Scurry off gracefully

Make haste now

I’m offering you an out

Here’s a solution vamoose—

before we both forget how

Skedaddle into the crowd

Scoot before it all goes south

Before you tell me how I’m

not that pretty

not that funny

most certainly not a wow

You know before you call me a

psycho b*tch

whose turned into a fat cow

Exit stage left

Take your final bow.

Scamper right along

Presto-Changeo poof begone

Here’s your chance

Let’s make this tango

our first and last dance.

Abracadabra Alakazam

Seriously dude just scram

You don’t say, it’s your farewell tour

march your keister right through the door.

Take those most devastating

eyes—

that bewitching smile

and hightail it outta here in a scramble.

And do

absolutely

keep the change

May your coffee be strong, your patience stronger, and your weather app finally tell the truth.