#weeeeeell

Look Dragon!Erwin makes me go feral I cannot help it >_>

But I really like the idea of him being very arrogant and prideful, finding it so amusing that humans try to defy him, claiming they will chop his head off, only to see them fail again and again. He's got quite the collection of skulls.

He hasn't lived as long as he has from pure luck, and everybody in the monster/creature world knows it's better to leave him the fuck alone unless you have a death wish. They all think humans are just plain stupid.

Like the two in front of him right now. Erwin is delighted to see the magic-user human try her best while defending her companion, finding her magic cute and as harmless as a new-born kitten; it merely tickles his thick skin. He cannot stop his grin.

"You call that magic? That is endearing, little human." those sharp teeth inspire pure terror in the human's veins. "Allow me to demonstrate."

He hears the black-haired human shout something to the girl, but Erwin knows it's useless. They are in is territory, walking right into his playground, and there's no escaping that. He has the girl trapped.

But oh! The human girl is resourceful! Who would have though she had a teleportation stone hidden in her pockets? The wild and desperate shout the black-haired human gives her as she throws it at him, having activated it already, makes this whole ordeal more entertaining. He disappears shouting her name, the girl doing the same and something else Erwin didn't care to listen. He would have "awwed" at the heart-breaking scene before him if he wasn't cackling at the stupid self-sacrifice the girl did.

But, in all honesty, Erwin was utterly bored. Maybe this girl would prove to be a little bit of entertainment until he grows bored of her. He always liked magic users, finding their power amusing. They only knew a tiny, meager part of what magic was and how to properly use it. He had an idea.

"It would be a pity to kill you so soon. I think I'll have fun with you for a while, little human."

Her terrified face made him smile wider.

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But basically, yea. It makes me cringe suuuuper bad when I see/read such stuff. I didn’t really have the nerve to write something else on it because I already did something like that, so Imma just lazily tell you what I told somebody else, too:

Like, I get people want characters they can relate to (or it’s just… fetishizing again because unfortunately this… happens a lot, too, esp if it’s gals/yaoi fans making such headcanons) but with Freed it’s so cringy to me because it just feels like these people go ‘hey look a man with long straight hair. Cool. This is our cinnamon boy to make feminine and give skirts and make innocent and people mistake them for a female (which can quickly be kinda insulting either way)’ and just?? Have people with such ‘headcanons’ LOOKED at Freed? Have they PAID ATTENTION to his behavior, his attitude, to how he acts, how he is, his character? At all? Because wow those things don’t… apply to/suit him at all oh god it’s just soooo out of character and it makes me cringe and low key mad because really now…

The word “well” *

That funky little gay walk

My heart

A key to my bedroom

love as devotion

[  devotion: love, loyalty, or enthusiasm for a person, activity, or cause ] when ruth said to naomi "where you go, i will go, and where you stay, i will stay. your people will be my people, and your God my God" and when hozier sang "i'll be the dreadful need from the devotee that drove [orpheus] underground" and when deathcab for cutie sang "if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, i will follow you into the dark"

stolen from @rattusrexx​

*brush off*

“Thanks Donnie! Ehhh….you too! yea..”

{~🔬  Not going to tell Raphael it was anti-honesty. So he just sits there, smiles and chuckles.  🔬~}