#weebwith-problems

- You were Lucifer’s first wife, made alongside him in heaven

- He was always rambunctious and creative, while you stepped to the side and let him have his spotlight

- You two loved each other enough, at least enough to have two children together (a boy and a girl)

- Lucifer’s dreams were too wild for you to support, in your fear of going against the elders

- After the elders had made the first humans on Earth (Adam and Lilith), Lucifer told you that he was going to take a trip down there to see what it was like

- You agreed to wait for him, but he never returned. It was then when you were informed that both he and Lilith were banished to the dark pit of sin.

- You were certainly heartbroken, but you didn’t have time to be for too long as you had not only a job in Heaven to do, but two kids to care for. So, as time went on, you put on your big girl wings and took care of some business

- Eons have gone by and you decide that it’s might be time to take a visit down to Hell and show your kids their father

- Once arriving you knocked on their door, expecting to see your ex-husband, but the one who opened it was girl definitely taller than Lucifer, with long blonde hair in a ponytail.

- “Hello.” She said “I’m Charlie, nice to meet you. And you are?”

- “Who are you?” You ask her, “and where is Lucifer?”

- “He’s upstairs, and I’m his daughter.” Her smile is awkward

- “Charlie? Who’s at the door?” Came another voice. The person it belonged to, being an even taller demo was with cascading blonde hair and horns.

- Lilith. The woman your husband had left you for.

- You do you best to keep your anger in check, but when she goes to ask “Who are you?” You can’t help yourself

- “I’m Y/N. Lucifer’s wife and these are his children” you gesture to your son and daughter

- Nothing could compare to the horror and disgust on both Lilith and Charlie’s faces

- So naturally you all want to talk to Lucifer

- Lucifer’s eyes practically pop out of his head when he sees all 5 of you sitting together

- Both of his wives are not happy

- You both speak at the same time. “Lucifer, who is this?” & “Were you ever planning on coming back to see your children?”

- Lucifer is dumbfounded for a while, literally stunned into silence

- It’s not that he’d forgotten about you, just that he’d gotten swept up in other things

- “I’d like you all to know, that whatever happens. These are his children, and they deserve to see their father” you assert to the group

- (Mostly Lilith, as she is staring daggers your way)

- Lucifer explains to Lilith that you were made for him, the same way she was made for Adam, and he had kids with you before he met her.

- And then turns to explain to you how he never meant to abandon you, but he just fell so hard for Lilith, and before he knew it, they were banished here, and he wasn’t allowed to come back and explain it all to you.

- You were all disappointed in him, but at least glad that he owned up to his mistakes.

- Though it wasn’t ideal for anybody, you all agreed on one thing, these kids deserve a father

- So you agreed that you and your children would live with Lucifer and Lilith, to get to know their dad, their new stepmom and their younger sister.