20. Craziest thing you've ever done:

So one time my friend Max and I were cruising and we picked up my friend and went back to get his brother Noah (we call him Malnour because he's super skinny so like malnourished hahah) and we were in town and we decided to go to the high school really fucking baked and we were running around the football field and like being assholes and picking on each other and stuff and the cops usually take a turn around the parking lot and i guess they saw our car and basically we had to hide around the buses and they had flashlights and were looking under bleachers and shit and Max like split from us but he was like shit shit and then he made a run for it to us and the cops so him so we all sprinted back to max's car (and our town police are a joke hahaha) so we got in and max like sped away and we drove to like allentown and got frozen yogurt

or this one time we were at my friend kennedy's house and HAHA Malnour spilled liquor on the floor and he went to clean it up with han sanitizer (??????) drunk as shit and then kennedy's like no use soap and water and then my friends luke and liam went around sliding on it and then we decided to make her whole kitchen a slip n slide and basically the whole floor was soapy and we were all soaked and smelled like dawn detergent and whiskey haahaha

oh god

ship: wes!