#webbedsutures

😂Funniest thing that’s ever happened to your muse? 

In canon? Probably when Hisoka triggered Illumi’s anger ‘accidentally’. I lose it at Hisoka’s face every time. Though I do think that Illumi flying in the air when Gon grabs him is also hilarious.

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When he had first joined the troupe members, he remembered that there were only a few of them to start with. And Machi had been one of the first to have been there for quite some time. He never really had the chance to talk to her much, but he had to admit that her skills and nen abilities were rather impressive.

The very first time he watched her use her ability, Phinks thought that she must have knitted a lot in her life. Or she really had been a doctor who put her skills into other things. However, he did not take her for being a good person either. She, too, was a mystery just like everyone else.

Which was why he was oh so curious.

The question came to mind one night after the spiders had been called back for a meeting. Since Chrollo cannot use his nen, the boss has been kinda out of his element. This Kurapika, or whatever he was, Phinks could tell that he was someone that truly wished to kill them all. But the man had no intentions of dying just yet.

After the meeting was over, Phinks walked over to Machi with a rather blank look upon his face. He usually wore this expression, so it was not like this was something new. “I am curious, what made you decide to join us? You’re not like the rest of us.”

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Canon craved and her targets gave. That was the extent of their give-and-take relationship. Her heart skipped with the sight of a new target and as time went on, so would theirs... Perhaps she loved the feeling of being depended upon. She gave them the meals they loved, she treated them with long baths and scrubbed them down. She stroked their cheeks as she spoke at length with them as the night fell and all became silent. She provided and God did it feel exhilarating when she tore it away. She treated them like KINGS and were put down like dogs. Her love burned hot and ended with a fatal breakup. 

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Pokémon Headcanons // accepting!

          ♤ - What was the first Pokemon you ever caught? Are they still with you?

☠ 💔👍⚔ 🎭🌛

☠ which muse is The Worst™

answered.

💔 who would be the worst couple of two of your muses together

Wrath x anyone.

👍 which muse would you most likely get along with

answered.

⚔ which muse is the most likely to go to jail/prison

Jack is so fucking stupid and so fucking reckless he’d get his zombie ass in jail real quick. He’d tell a police officer that he’s carrying a knife to stab someone. Honest to a fault.

🎭 which muse is the easiest to write

Surprisingly, Jack? But Jack and Envy come easiest these days. 

🌛 which muse is the biggest dreamer

uhhhhhh i’d say Sloth. I really would but his are just nightmares and I dashed aside the idea of him jumping into other peoples dreams. Queen is definitely the big dreamer here. She left home– the favelas and went all the way to NYC to make a better life for herself and send money to her siblings. She dreams big and is idealistic as hell. Enough to effect her own health, she wants to take care of others but never takes care of herself. She also dreams of fucking JUSTICE. I mean, Wrath does too but she wants EQUALITY AND JUSTICE– 

💕 👠 🎨 be glad I didn't send the entire thing wheeze

💕 which muse falls in love too easily

Sloth. Easily Sloth because he feels as if he NEEDS to be loved. He craves the approval and love of another person and it’s enough to drive him to being in a vulnerable position that he’s used to: an abusive relationship. A toxic relationship. 

👠 which muse loves shopping sprees

While Diamond and Envy love shopping and spoiling themselves and Greed is the owner of several high quality name-brand items and showers his children and wives in them. But Gluttony? She is the QUEEN of shopping. She uses her monstrous strength not to hip bump cars out of her way or kick the odd train. She uses it to lift her bags of clothes, food, accessories, home decor... She will spend an entire day shopping. Especially for name brand bags, dresses, shoes– you name it, she gets it. 

🎨 which muse is the most artistic

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He doesn’t even realize the mess he’s made- there’s a reason that the manipulator prefers to be a long-distance killer; he’s horribly messy when he’s close up. A slow blink when he feels something touch his cheek, he grabs her wrist without realizing and takes a moment before releasing her. Skin contact almost feels foreign to him, but it’s nice in its own way- even if she’s now seen this side of him that he’d rather keep hidden. It’s within the rules that he can’t now fight her and dispose of her, not that he’d want to anyway. There isn’t necessarily a trust between them, but there is enough camaraderie that he expects her not to go telling the rest of the troupe about his mishap.

“Uh...” He’s still staring at the map, it didn’t make sense two hours ago and it wasn’t making any more sense now. But he might as well stare at it and pretend he knows what he’s doing.