#weasley things

Uhm okay this is so funny I fucking love this

Ok but Ron is the king at the silencing spell because he can’t control himself and he doesn’t want anyone to hear

But nothing prepared him for a broken bed and with all the adrenaline Ron has completely gone blank and he cannot remember the spell

'What do you mean you can’t remember the spell!?’

‘Well can you?’

You would just scoff and roll your eyes at him because you didn’t either 

And you’re both kinda just pacing around and just coming to terms with the fact that you’re going to have to ask someone

‘Well I’m not bloody asking my parents’

‘What? So you’re going to ask the twins?’ 

And Ron groans and turns red because that option definitely isn’t any better

And you guys are just pacing and thinking about who is better to ask 

Ron decides his mum because all though that is completely mortifying and horrific at least she won’t ask any questions and won’t ever bring it up again

And so Ron decides to take one for the team and he says that he will ask his mum and you can go to the bathroom or whatever so you don’t have to deal with the awkwardness

‘Wow, thank you so much, Ronald’

So you both get dressed and you go to the bathroom and Ron is making his way down and you really don’t know how you’re ever going to look Molly in the eyes ever again

So you’re like going to the bathroom and kinda just pacing the bathroom and Ron is trying to figure out the best way to tell his mum what happened

Anyways, the best way I see this going is when you’re coming out of the bathroom George is there and he is like ‘oh hi!’

And Ron told Molly really quietly that he needs help because he broke the bed and Ron’s worst nightmare comes true and she practically shouts ‘what do you mean you broke the bed?!’

And of course Fred just had to be in the other room and hear her and he is racing in and is like ‘you broke the bed?!’

So anyways Ron is groaning and turning red and Molly is a bit embarrassed because she realises what she did and no one has asked how he broke the bed but everyone seems to know

And of course Fred has to run to tell George and this is when you’ve come out to see him and Fred just has the most mischievous look on his face and George is confused and you’re praying to every God that it isn’t what you think it is

‘So, what have you and Ron been up to?’ 

And you’ve literally lost all ability to speak but Fred is dying of laughter and you can hear Ron and Molly’s footsteps coming up

And Molly is telling Fred to leave them alone and George is shouting for someone to tell him what happened

‘Ron and Y/N broke the bed’

‘Fred!!’

‘They what?!’ 

And now both Fred and George are dying of laughter and you and Ron is super red and you’re just frozen on the spot and staring at the floor because you are absolutely mortified 

And Molly is telling them to both be quiet but she leaves to go fix the bed and you and Ron are left with them and you want nothing more than to go over to Ron and bury your face in his chest and just hope that somehow it will act as a portal to get you out of this horrid situation

But then, of course, it gets worse because Harry is walking down

‘What are you guys laughing about?’

‘Ron and Y/N broke the bed’

‘George!!’

And now all three of them are laughing

‘It’s not funny,’

‘Are you mental?’

‘This is the funniest thing to ever happen to you’

And the three of them are just there dying of laughter and it is like a full dramatic laugh like they’re bending down and wheezing and crying and leaning on each other 

But anyways, Molly fixes it and she tells them that she doesn’t want to hear anymore from them, they’ve already had their laugh

And they kinda go off to do their own thing and you basically rush into Ron’s arms and you’re telling him that that was the most embarrassing part of your life and all he can do is nod because that was so traumatic

And you both just want to go back in his room so you can disappear but of course just as you’re about to enter

‘Be careful, we won’t be able to control ourselves if you break it again,” 

And of course they start laughing again but Ron slams the door 

And neither of you can leave the room for the rest of the day because you’re both just so embarrassed

And then that night at dinner you finally come out and idk but maybe the whole family is there for dinner, like Bill and Fleur and Charlie - just because

And like literally as soon as you’ve all sat down 

‘Ron and Y/N broke their bed today’

‘Fred!!!’ 

And everyone kinda just stares at each other awkwardly but then George, Fred, Ginny, Hermione and Harry cannot stop laughing again and now Bill and Charlie are laughing and Molly is sending glares to Arthur because he is trying not to laugh

'Ron, please do tell us how that happened’ - Charlie 

And Molly is yelling at everyone saying that is enough

I like to think that Fleur says something along the lines of ‘I think it is beautiful that they are that passionate about each other, its really inspiring,’ but in a French accent so it sounds better

And like Ron is just like all red and you’re frozen again or maybe you’re starting to laugh now as well because Molly looks mortified and everyone else is laughing really hard now

And Bill just pulls Fleur closer to him because she doesn’t realise how gross that was for everyone to think about and he thinks she is sweet

But Fred and George would never let him live this down

Like they mention it every chance they get for the rest of their life

Like they’ll mention it at your wedding, at every birthday, at the birth of your children, literally whenever you are all together

I absolutely adore this question and I adore you anon

It definitely has to be bill or Charlie because they’re the oldest and have been doing it for so long. I reckon bill says he’s the best but Charlie actually is just because he seems like the type of person to understand the dynamics of a good blanket fort rather than just relying on experience.

However!!! I feel like this is a competition in the Weasley household and randomly, Percy ends up being really good at it and everyone is just so shocked but also so happy

Ok wait here is who I think they would choose and then just some ideas

Bill - bowser

Charlie - yoshi

Percy - mario

Fred - wants bowser but bill always beats him to it, probably chooses waluigi

George - donkey Kong

Ron - wants toad but Ginny always beats him to it but he actually is slow on purpose to let her get it and chooses koopa troops

Ginny - toad

They’re very competitive

All of them

And they have no remorse or guilt

They will hit with whatever item no matter what

And if they’re losing they will probably try to snatch the controller or whatever out of your hand to put you off guard

Are also very sore losers

And blame everything but themselves for losing

Will keep playing until they win

And they boast lots and lots when they win

I feel like Bill usually always wins and he holds the self made title of Mario kart god

Charlie is competitive but not as much of a sore loser as them and often imitates them losing when he loses, but he also takes it very seriously

Percy has no idea what is happening 99% of the time and gets all huffy when he loses and keeps telling them just one more game until he wins

Fred is the worst and will do anything to distract anyone to help him win, he will cheat and he plays dirty because he just wants to win

George is similar to Fred but isn’t as loud so when he does play dirty you’re just left surprised and shocked and he would be the worst at rubbing it in your face if he won

Ron is probably just not good at it and he always gets red and huffy when he loses, but then starts practicing at night without them so he can win and he probably shows off too much that it ends in a fight

Imagine you’re dating literally any of the weasley children and like the war is over (and everyone’s alive) and maybe everyone is home for the holidays (including Harry and Hermione) and you’re all sitting in the lounge room and Molly keeps playing celestia warbeck and honestly you’re about to lose your mind because this is the 17th time this week you’ve heard her new album.

So when it stops you’re telling Molly that you would really love to play some of your favourite muggle music and she is a bit hesitant at first but you’re like no trust me.

And all of the Weasley children are like ‘omg this is going to end horribly’ because Molly doesn’t like other music but anyways you start playing ABBA - yes I mean the Mamma Mia soundtrack.

Okay and let’s say you play it in order. Honey Honey is playing and she’s kinda bopping her head saying it’s nice but you can tell she isn’t convinced. And Harry and Hermione are just giggling because they kinda know ABBA - more Hermione than Harry.

Then of course, Money Money Money plays and she laughs because she is like ‘well isn’t that true?’ And you can tell she likes that one more because she keeps laughing and going ‘yes, yes’

Then you get to Mamma Mia and she is starting to bop her head a bit more and she is starting to like it and everyone is just amazed because she is genuinely starting to enjoy something besides celestia.

And then we get to Dancing Queen and she is like ‘oh I really like this one’ and when it finishes she asks you to play it again and you’re smiling and playing it and then you put your hand out to her so she’ll stand up and dance with you and you’re doing the moves from the movie and she somehow knows them already and you’re just giggling with her and Dancing Queen is now on repeat.

And you make Hermione join you because she is the only one who has any idea what is going on and of course she knows the moves. And you guys dance like the whole night and you’re looking at whichever weasley you’re dating and smiling and honestly putting on the show of your life with Molly and Hermione.

I feel like Bill is the first Weasley kid to fuck around with gender. -honestly feel like he could go by he/they- Idk the punk/rock aesthetic really gives me those vibes. But his lanky/ slightly toned body I imagine him to have would look so fucking good.

Charlie would take a little persuasion. Just because I think he has the image of what others expect from the burly dragontamer. But a loose tank/crop top and I feel like he’d be feeling himself. It shows off the slight pudge/ labor bod of his. Plus those fucking arms!!!

Now Percy. I don’t think he would in public, like ever. He is pretty modest, but around the house I think his girlfriend could convince him to wear a cropped sweater. On a day it’s a little hot but not too much, he’ll push it off as practically, but you may catch him checking himself out in the mirror.

Fred and George would originally do it as a dare or something. And it be a badly cut off jersey or school shirt. After a little cheering a group of friends they would really feel it. They probably have a couple of actual crop tops after graduation.

Ron I think would be the second most hesitant out of these 6 boys. Not because of society norms, but self consciousness. But just give him enough love and compliments he’d be rocking them by the lakeside. Probably after school.

I love all of these and I agree with them all!!

But I am a Ron simp and I am obsessed with his 🥺 you are right, he would just be so insecure but then as soon as he gets some love he goes back to feeling himself 🥰

That hurts like a bitch, I hope you’re feeling better baby 🥰

Bill is shocked but he definitely knows how to help you because he’s the oldest and same goes for Charlie but he only knows because he’s had so many injuries himself ://

Percy I feel like would also know what to do to help you but just because he knows stuff

Both Fred and George offer to help but they end up making it worse, the only difference is Fred laughs and George might laugh but he feels really bad and won’t stop apologising

They would love an excuse to rub aloe vera on you and would also love for you to rub it on them because they always get burnt, like I feel like they get burnt even when the sun isnt out

And i feel like you'd whine and want them to hold you but then it hurts and you're like 'no go away :(' but they're also like 'ow'

YES 100% OMG I LOVE THIS CONCEPT SO MUCH