#weapon tag

jhnhfhd

But I really wanted vim to stick vis weapons into me. And the one with the electrified bullets? Holy fuck. The thought of that burying into my fuckin womb and zapping me til it runs out of charge. Holy jesus. That was fucking insane, I was thinking about it for so long

I genuinely and unironically love that with a few exceptions (two of which are "my wit"), almost everyone has come up with a paired weapon set. I don't know what that says about me, but I know for a fact it says something

That's also how my punchlines work 😎👉👉

[wields it enthusiastically, one 10,000th at a time]

But which one? Prevailing scientific consensus is that I've got 2...

Absolutely no idea why :o

Idk why but when i pictured this in my minds eye I imagined that scythe was sequined and I was wearing a flattering tuxedo-style three piece, and then things went off the rails a little bit and now me and Scythetta are singing sultry jazz duets in the smoky lounge of a speakeasy-themed nightclub out west