I may be a little late to the party but can I pretty please hear about Brian feeding you mayo? I lose my shit laughing at your tags anytime the is a Brian+mayo related post
Oh, absolutely!!
The story vaguely starts sometime in 2017 when I went to the first luau, when after calling for audience interaction 3 times in to try and guess the punchline to knock knock jokes that Audrey wrote, he called a few people on stage while their guard was lowered by baby jokes and then had them do “Body Shots” which was Essentially just… Lick Brian and then drink some Pour Oregon Spring Water. The first guy had to lick his hand and the second had to lick the inside of his leg from his ankle to his knee.
And then later I learned that a person I talked into going to a luau got picked for audience interaction as well, but this time it was lotioning Brian’s leg for a very long time because he kept asking the audience of they were done. The answer was always no. And then I saw a reddit post about Is It Mayo being played at a luau. This was obviously the tamest option to be because it’s just. Getting fed what may or may not be mayo. 99.9% of the time, it’s Mayo.
Now, I was flying 5 hours to go to the east coast to go to the nsp concert in nj with my friends, and when they announced a luau the day after? I can’t let 5 hours of flight go for nothing. I was gonna try my best to get picked for audience interaction and I didn’t wanna do the Audrey jokes. I knew this meant body shots where an option but 5 hours is 5 hours and I was going to DO THIS.
It turns out that have 6 people pointing at you while you frantically raise your hand is a pretty surefire way to get chosen for stuff. I was the first person chosen for it but the last person to actually get fed mayo. It tasted like and had the texture of room temperature spray cheese and he missed my mouth a little so he just got a bunch of it on my face.
Now, I have three videos that you can watch if you actually wanna see it go down, here, Here, and here. I’ve also got a picture.Â
A friend also made a gif of it, which I put on the sidebar of this blog.
“Here comes the fucking airplane” is gonna haunt me forever but it’s not like, a cursed haunt. It’s just there reminding me of the time I let Ninja Brian Wecht, PhD, a man whom I respect very much, spoon feed me mayo while blindfolded in front of 200 people.
