Whenever someone asks Rocket an intrusive question about how he lost his limbs, (like its not obvious how the guy named ROCKET LAUNCHER. Lost them) he just comes up with the most random stupid/absurd answer he can off the top of his head.
Some of the things he's responded with include:
Bear Attack
Chainsaw Accident
Arm Wrestling and kick boxing combo gone wrong.
Really Big Hawk
Didnt want em
Didnt eat his veggies and they fell off
Airplane.
Intense gaming session
Tried to stop a fan with his bare hands
Woke up one day and couldn't find them.
Got lost in a move
Slept in the Nether
Ate too many poprocks
Really big paper flytrap
Really big mouse trap
Dog ate them
“Portal.”
“The Creature.”
Quicksand
Mimic
Horn trimming gone wrong
Haircut gone wrong
Pool Skimmer
Really Big Rat
Shark
Dragon
Forgot them somewhere
Got lost inside the couch cushions
Shower Door
Got Hungry
Someone needed a hand
Something cost an arm and a leg
Pirated a movie and got caught
Secret word: joy
the transition between "shower door" to "got hungry" is so fucking funny to us HESGAJGD
guess you could say his hunger was a bit of a problem 💔
ty for participating in the secret word too !! ^_^
