So me and my bf were discussing the alignment chart of mpreg birth...
Lawful good: the father is trans and the baby is born naturally, vaginally
Neutral good: a divine miracle makes the baby noclip through the stomach
Chaotic good: the baby is passed through the urethra like a kidney stone
Lawful neutral: the father has no uterus, the pregnancy is ectopic and the baby is delivered through a C-section
True neutral: the father has a proto-uterus (artificially or magically inserted) and has a C-section
Chaotic neutral: the father has a functioning uterus and vagina, has a C-section anyway
Lawful evil: the baby is born through the anus
Neutral evil: the baby crawls its way until the esophagus and gets puked
Chaotic evil: the baby bursts out of the stomach like the alien from Alien (1979)
