#we having fun

Thank you for this!! Stuck to the main cast and did mostly sexuality and a little bit of gender, hope that's okay!

First, a friendly reminder that these headcanons of mine exist in addition to the canon story. In other words, I like to think of the characters with these queer identities, without diminishing their canon identities/relationships in the series. Also, they’re highly personal, so none of these headcanons take away from your headcanons regarding the characters’ queer identities <3. Second, I don’t consider myself yet sufficiently informed on the full extent of LGTBQ+, which means that my headcanons largely focus around the same queer identities, because I’m sticking to what I know. Now, onto the headcanons:

Halt is definitely biromantic. Sometimes I think he’s asexual, sometimes I don’t.

Crowley uses he/she/they pronouns and is sometimes stone cold gay and sometimes very asexual. I have decided to declare him to be indeed, married to the job. Friendly reminder that Halt is, quite literally, his job. Take that however you want.

Pauline is straight. She’s also open to polygamy.

Some days I am absolutely adoring Gilan and Jenny together. Other days I believe that both of them only date the other for pretense because they’re actually Very Gay. There is no in between.

Will is pansexual. Uses he/him pronouns but absolutely loves it when people refer to him using “them” because they don’t want to assume his gender.

Horace identifies as heterosexual but is also Very Gay for Will and that confuses him. Basically he’s questioning but he also doesn’t really care that much because it’s just about loving people, right???

Cassandra uses she/they pronouns. I love her and Horace’s relationship but would not mind her coming out as gay.

There’s a pattern here because initially I figured that George is an asexual, but then someone once upon a timesuggested George x Sean and that idea has stuck with me every since. Also, George is actually nonbinary and uses they/them pronouns.

Alyss doesn’t label her sexuality. Uses she/they pronouns, partially because they identify as a woman (within the restrictions and expectations of society), partially because she loves the anonymity and freedom of they/them.