"Why do all of my friends say I'm a bottom? I've literally never bottomed in my life"
*clown music increases in volume with a montage of things I've said to my friend group in the last month*
*can I draw whiskers on your face?* "You can do whatever you want to me"
*gets handcuffed (to prove i could get out of them)* "Don't worry, this isn't the first time I've been restrained"
*told to sit down* "Yes ma'am"
*talking about a dnd npc* "There's just something about confident women who are mean to me"
*friend smacks my leg* "Do it harder"

















