“I swear, you are the only person I know who makes decisions based on what will provide the best material for a diary.”
“A diary? You really think I keep a diary? My life is much too scandalous to keep a diary, if those things got out, just imagine all the horror it would cause.” Rion paused for a moment as he thought, “Actually, that’s not too bad of an idea. Publishing a collection of memoirs on my deathbed. Great way to go out.”













