#wayoutstarter

we are finally a week and a half from the new york show!

I don’t hate babies...unless I’m on an airplane. I was seated right behind a baby. Not just a baby, I don’t think they can fly alone...a baby and a mother. Now, after my long, dramatic flight across the country I have a migraine. Right now, I hate babies. The only cure for a migraine is booze and weed*, kids. If you catch me at the hotel bar, drinks are on me.

If you are hearing loud Queen music playing, that is me and I am not sorry for that at all. But I am sorry for singing along...I know that it’s not good but I can’t help it! I have to sing along! 

What a successful two weeks of this world tour. We’re making headlines. Ok, maybe it was because of sextapes, missing musicians, bar fights and other petty scandles; but whose to say there’s such thing as bad press? Perhaps our music will be front and center in the future. Until then, Ill be proud to say I do not plan on being part of all these shinanagas.

I hope you guys are all packed and ready for this tour. If I have to send out a checklist of things you should bring I swear... Please. please. Be prepared. This is a 3 month tour. Time to get your head in the game. But also, remember, this is a once in a lifetime experience. Enjoy it as well.

TEXTS || OPEN

As October approaches, I look forward to all of the Halloween-inspired decor and beverages. Not necessarily all of the pumpkin spice garbage (over-inflated chai seasoning) that everyone else is obsessed with, but the maple and cider drinks are worth the 3/4ths of the rest of the year. I always take this opportunity to come up with a brilliant costume for Halloween and to go to Haunted Houses. What plans have you lot for our breaks on the tour toward the holiday?

This is probably the most excited that I’ve been for a city yet. There’s a place called Bad Luck Bar and if that’s not the perfect name for one then I don’t know what is. Feel free to join me if you want, but if you’re doing other things let me know what’s going on.