Well... that hiatus lasted a little longer than anticipated.
There were lots of reasons why I disappeared off the face of the earth. Primarily because my mother was healing from her broken hip. Helping her and my dad, plus work, put me at max capacity. Happily my mother is doing much better. It was a very long and hard road, but she's going to be just fine.
The second issue was Watchover lost our podcast platform! It took us a looooong time to get our act together and find a new one, but we have and a new episode is posted
Calli and I are currently obsessed with ACOTAR (A Court of Thorns and Roses), so that's the focus of our current episode. I will be blitzing the blog with ACOTAR gifs. Sorry not sorry. We're trying to get Maddie to read the books - stay tuned on our progress.
Of course, I haven't forgotten about Arrow. Season 2 reviews shall resume. I am determined to finish this series!
I'll be filling the blog with gifs, articles, reviews and fun again! Thank you for all the well wishes and prayers! They were much appreciated!
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What the fuck is going on in the Jacksepticeye community? Everyone is breaking, some stream happened, everyone is running around scream their heads off and I am????? So lost??? Is anyone willing to do a brief run down of what's going on or at least a link to text posts or videos to help me (and other people) understand??
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so i just had the weirdest thing that will ever happen to me in my overwatch career happen
@spuddingtonbear and i were playing defense on eichenwalde, and i was playing orisa. during the pushing stage, i got charged by a reinhardt and was thrown off the map
except i didnât die
i landed on a rock formation just below the very edge of the map and no matter what i did i couldnât jump off it to die so i could respawn
what followed was a good twenty seconds of reinhardt trying to firestrike me to death to get his kill and to, essentially, mercy kill me so i wasnât stuck there for the rest of the game
No Choice to Make: Arrow 2x07 Review (State v. Queen)
Is there anything better than Oliver saving Felicity? The correct answer is no. Of course, my feminist side is screaming Felicity can take care of herself (and does in most circumstances), but my inner Gloria Steinem needs to zip it. I want romance novel heroism and âState v. Queenâ delivers on a swoon worthy level.
Letâs dig inâŠ
Olicity
This is easily my favorite Oliver protecting Felicity moment because there are so many nuances in their two primary scenes. However, to understand those nuances we have to review a little background information.
The Count escaped from Iron Heights during the earthquake (and released the Dollmaker while he was at it). I love this explanation for returning villains because it makes total sense. Logic in Arrow is rare jewel â treasure the moment.
Moira's trial is under way, but Diggle is not feeling well. Oliver sends John home, but he collapses in the bunker.
Oliver: I heard you passed out.
Diggle: I told Felicity not to call you.
Felicity: Yeah, but before that you said âgawâ and âthudâ so I didnât take it very seriously.
Felicity has John's blood tested and there are trace amounts of Vertigo in his system. They try Oliverâs antidote, but it doesnât work. Adam Donner, the lawyer prosecuting Moira, also collapses in court due to Vertigo poisoning. The Count kidnaps him and forces him to take the drug to alleviate the withdrawal symptoms. Itâs broadcasted live, so everyone affected knows the only cure is Vertigo.
I feel I would make a pretty good drug lord after watching Breaking Bad, Power and Queen of the South. The key to success is return customers, so this is not a half bad plan. You have to admire the Countâs industriousness. Ghost and Walter White would definitely approve.
Oliver hoods up after Felicity tracks Adam Donnerâs location through the city seal of the Starling Municipal Records Department, which is reflected in Donnerâs eye. Ok, so science is not sciencing in this episode. Felicity is immediately concerned about Oliver.
Felicity: I know what you're thinking.
Oliver: No you don't. I made a choice not put an arrow in this guy and it was the right choice. Thereâs no more killing.
Felicity was concerned Oliver would regret allowing The Count to live, but itâs just the opposite. Heâs doubling down on his vow to Tommy. Oliver is not a conflicted man. He knows he made the right call. That's called growth, my friends.
Felicityâs little assertive nod means she backs Oliverâs decision one hundred percent. In fact, Iâm sure she had a whole speech prepared for why not killing The Count was the right thing to do. Itâs not just Oliver who believes there is a better way â Felicity and Diggle believe it too. This is as much their mission as it is Oliverâs. They also made a vow to Tommy to do better.
Unfortunately, The Count has caught wind that The Arrowâs aim is not lethal these days. The Count holds his arms wide open â an easy shot â and taunts Oliver to kill him, while Donner is held hostage by a henchman. Itâs always a bit of a pickle to determine how Oliver is going to get himself out of these situations without killing. Iâm all in favor of the vow he made, but killing does have some practical applications.
Of course, Oliver always finds another way. He fires on some flammable canisters, which creates a fire in a drug factory â clearly against OSHA regulations. Oliver spins and throws a flechette into the henchmanâs arm, so he drops Donner and they make their escape.
THIS SCENE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. REMEMBER WHAT OLIVER DID.
Felicity and Diggle determine the common denominator between all those poisoned with Vertigo is a flu vaccine, but they need to be sure. Oliver is busy with his motherâs trial at the courthouse and Diggle can barely walk. Felicity decides recon is on her tonight and seeks out the vaccine distribution van. Low and behold, there is an entire shelf of Vertigo in the van, but The Count catches Felicity as she snoops.
Oliver and Thea are waiting for their motherâs verdict, which could be coming at any moment, when he receives a call from Felicity. But itâs not Felicity. Itâs The Count.
The Count: Oliver? Is it okay if I call you Oliver? Surprised to hear from me, right? Not as surprised as I was. You see, I find this⊠not unattractive blonde getting all up in my business. And what does she have on her?
Source: Â laurelscanaryÂ
Oliver can hear Felicity crying on the other line and closes his eyes in absolute horror when he realizes sheâs being held hostage.
The Count: A Queen Consolidated ID badge. Now, I think to myself, why does that name ring a bell? Oliver Queen. He tried to buy off me last year just before the hood put me in a padded cell. Ipso facto, ARROW.
Source: Â laurelscanaryÂ
Oliver doesnât bother to contain his rage and without a second thought leaves the courthouse. Thea calls after him, reminding him that the jury will have a verdict anytime. All Oliver can tell her is that something came up at the office, but he cannot hide shakiness in his voice. Oliver is afraid.
Oliver arrives at Queen Consolidated, suit on but hood down. For practical purposes, he doesnât need to conceal his identity from The Count because he already figured it out â something so many other characters have failed to do with much more information than he had.
But from a symbolical perspective, the hood down is crucially important. Oliver is not here as The Arrow. He is here as Oliver Queen. This is personal to him. So much of this series is about Oliver struggling to reconcile his two halves â the hood and the man, but Felicity is one of the few people who truly knows both sides. He doesnât have to hide with her.
Oliver approaches very slowly. He recognizes The Count has the upper hand and he cannot afford any mistakes. Felicity is zip tied to a chair and The Count holds a gun on her while he strokes her ponytail. That action alone sends the creep factor sky high.
Source: @yet-i-remain-quiet
There is a sexual element to Felicityâs kidnapping. The Count referenced her attractiveness on the phone with Oliver. Now heâs stroking her ponytail. Oliver asks The Count what he wants and he responds, âWorld peace and personal satisfaction. Though not necessarily in that order.â He massages Felicityâs shoulders at âpersonal satisfactionâ in the grossest way possible.
Source: @yet-i-remain-quiet
Itâs a thinly veiled threat of sexual assault, which does not go unnoticed by Oliver. There are few things worse than rape and it serves to amplify Felicityâs terror and Oliverâs powerlessness and rage. If the writers intended to keep Oliver and Felicity strictly platonic they would not introduce this terribly disturbing aspect into the scene.
The Count monologues for a bit longer and tells Oliver someone else hates him almost as much. This mysterious benefactor funded the Vertigo operation, so The Count could draw The Arrow out and kill him. (Spoiler alert: it was Blood).
The Count gets the drop on Oliver and fires off a couple rounds. It forces Oliver to run and dive behind a couch. It always surprised me The Count was able to get the upper hand in this moment, which points to Oliverâs fear for Felicity more than anything. Heâs not thinking strategically when itâs her life in danger. He canât.
The Count cuts the zip ties and grabs Felicity by the ponytail. He drags her to the spot where Oliver was hiding, ready to finish him off, but this time Oliver gets the drop on him. He points an arrow squarely at The Countâs chest, but he is using Felicity as a shield. The Count holds two syringes of Vertigo (a lethal dose) to Felicityâs neck. Itâs important to remember Oliverâs antidote for Vertigo did not work on Diggle.
Source: @yet-i-remain-quiet
Donât ever say to me Felicity Smoak is not a hero. She was willing to die to keep Oliverâs vow to Tommy. Felicity was ready to trade her life for Oliverâs soul. She believes in Oliver, and their mission, that much. What's madness is thinking Oliver would put the vow before her life.
The Count orders Oliver to lower his bow, which he does and tosses the arrow to the floor. Then we see him do something Oliver never does â he tries to negotiate.
Again, Oliver doesnât bother to hide the fear in his voice which makes the negotiating sound a lot like begging.
The Count: Consider this your penalty for making me go to plan B in the first place.
The Count raises the syringes to Felicityâs neck and Oliver manages to pull not one, but three arrows in rapid succession - killing The Count.Â
The look on Oliverâs face when he fires the arrows, tell me two things. First, this kill is emotional. When Oliver shoots to kill he typically only needs one arrow. The Arrow never misses. Three arrows is excessive. It is literally overkill which means one thing â pure rage. Â
Second, the act is instinctual. The rapid succession in which he fires the arrows shows there is something programmed deep in Oliverâs bones to protect Felicity. Her life was threatened and his body simply reacted.
Felicity drops to the floor and The Count crashes through the window. Oliver closes his eyes and exhales like heâs been holding his breath the entire time. I think it is part relief and part regret. He doesnât regret killing that bastard, but regrets he couldnât find another way this time. Â Â
Or was there? Upon this rewatch I noticed a couple things. First, Laurel was held hostage by the Dollmaker and Oliver did not kill him. (Sara did the honors that time). But consider the scene with Donner. Oliver threw a flechette into the henchmanâs hand to free Donner. The henchman let go of Donner as a reflex to the pain. Could Oliver attempt the same with Felicity? Would a flechette in The Countâs arm free her as well?
The point is weâll never know. Oliver made a calculated risk at the municipal when he fired on the flammable liquid and injured, but didnât kill, The Countâs henchman. Oliver was willing to take the risk when Donner and Laurel were involved, but not Felicity.
Iâve been watching a lot of Bridgerton, so the next scene screams romance novel to me.
Source: AARONSWARNER
Oliver makes his way to Felicity who remains crouched on the floor and crying. He gets down on one knee and tenderly touches her shoulder.
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Felicity immediately flinches in fear at his touch, so Oliver in a voice so soft itâs almost a whisper, gently reassures her. She finally looks up and sees Oliver staring back at her with concern and love. She exhales with relief.
Source: AARONSWARNER
The shock wears off quickly once she hears Oliverâs voice and feels his hand on her shoulder. Oliverâs first thought is for Felicity, but her first thought is for him. SHIP COUPLES WHO WORRY ABOUT EACH OTHER FOR CLEAR SKIN.
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Oliver moves his uninjured arm from Felicityâs shoulder and cups her face. The man has an actual bullet in his shoulder, but can feel no pain because Felicity Smoak is alive and safe. She is all that matters to him.
Source: AARONSWARNER
These physical moments are no small thing. Oliver keeps an extremely rigged line with Felicity that he rarely crosses. Shoulder touches are the maximum physical contact he allows and even those are on rare occasion. But she almost died tonight, so Oliver allows himself to take it one step further and touches Felicityâs face. Oliverâs whispered reassurances in his reserved-for-Felicity-only voice unveil the real intimacy between them. He comforts her. Not in the way Oliver would like, but in the way he can allow. The line is still there, but itâs blurred at the moment.
There is no moment which better encapsulates the two sides of Oliver Queen than this scene. One moment he is a rage filled killer and the next he is a soft spoken, loving and tender man. It is not an accident the two sides merge into one for her. Darkness and light working in perfect cohesion to be the hero Felicity Smoak needed.
Source: @laurelscanary
Oliver makes his way back to the courthouse. He is so visibly shaken that Thea asks Oliver if heâs okay. She touches his injured shoulder and Oliver flinches, but itâs not the bullet thatâs bothering him. He came too close to losing Felicity. Way too close.
Source: @laurelscanary
Sadly, this somewhat reinforces what Oliver said to Felicity in 2x06. There is a direct correlation between proximity to Oliver and danger, so he thinks itâs better to remain emotionally unattached. In his mind, keeping Felicity at armâs length means keeping her safe.
But thereâs what Oliver says and what he feels. He can refuse to acknowledge or act upon his feelings for Felicity, but that does not eradicate them. If Oliver is truly worried about proximity then why does he allow Felicity to be part of the team? Two reasons, Oliver needs Felicity and firmly believes they can protect her. But this was a frightening close call and Oliverâs fear is stemming from a more than friendly place. Felicity Smoak has become too important to him and it is scaring the crap out of him.
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Oliver returns to the bunker after his motherâs verdict to check on Diggle and Felicity. The way he looks Felicity up and down yâall is⊠a lot. Queen Consolidated is formulating a non addictive antidote for the people with Vertigo poisoning. Moira is not guilty. Allâs well that ends well, so Oliver tells Diggle and Felicity to go home and rest.
But Felicity needs to get something off her chest.
Felicity: Oliver, I uhâŠ
The way this man spins at the sound of her voice like he's a golden retriever who saw a squirrel. He is so gone for this woman.
Felicity: I just wanted to say thank you.
Oliver: (nods) Yeah.
Source: laurelscanary
He truly cannot fathom what she is apologizing for and steps much closer than necessary.
Source: laurelscanary
It seems Felicity has inherited a little bit of Oliverâs guilt complex. YOU WERE KIDNAPPED MY PRECIOUS CUPCAKE!!!
Source: laurelscanary
HE. TAKES. HER. HAND. We had a shoulder touch, tender face caressing and now holding hands. At this point, this equivalent to first base for these two. MY BRAIN SHORT CIRCUITED.
Source: laurelscanary
Earlier in the episode, Oliver and Felicity discussed not killing The Count previously and how it was the right decision. Oliverâs certainty in the rightness of the decision solidifies his commitment to his vow to Tommy. It is not something Oliver is questioning or wavering on.Â
But Oliver is not qualifying what happened to Felicity in those terms. This is not about right or wrong. In fact, it wasnât a decision at all. Oliver was not calculating the risks. Oliver was not thinking about a vow, or honoring his best friend, or the mission. His only thought was Felicity and her safety. Oliver simply reacted. All he could see was Felicity. All he could feel was the unbridled rage that came from anyone threatening her life. It is programmed deep into Oliverâs bones to protect Felicity. There is no rational thought when it comes to her.
Nor does he care if it was right or wrong now. Oliver is not Monday morning quarterbacking the situation. Someone raised a hand to her, so that person is dead. End of discussion.
There is a war happening between Oliverâs mind and his heart. Oliver was clearly thinking with his head when he told Felicity in 2x06 that he will not allow himself to love her. But this episode was a completely different story. Sometimes life and death circumstances bring a much needed moment of clarity. Oliver may believe he has a choice whether or not he loves Felicity, but his actions show his heart knows different. There is no choice to make.
Moira Queen
The trial is not going well, so Moira is forced to testify. Laurel is lead prosecutor now that Donner is infected with Vertigo. "Conflict of Interest" is flashing in a neon sign. On any planet in the solar system, Laurel would recuse herself. THE INSANITY GIVES ME A MIGRAINE.
Laurel also decides sheâd like to get disbarred and visits Moira in prison because they are âfamily." Yack. Give me a break. She doesnât want Moira to take the stand because Laurel will have to prosecute her to the best of her ability and use their smoking gun. Sure, because now she cares about legal procedure.
So, Moira comes clean to Oliver and Thea and tells them she had a one night stand with Malcolm Merlyn while married to their father. The kids are shocked to say the least. Oliver has a solid case of the yicks. Thea is more than a little angry since she accused her mother of having an affair with Merlyn last year. Moira assures Thea it was not an affair, so technically she didnât lie. Moira should teach Professional Gaslighting 101.
Inexplicably, Moira is found not guilty. (In my notes: Hahaha suck it Laurel)
Even Oliver is wondering what the fuck just happened. Upon release from prison, Moira is driven to a secret location to meet up with none other than MALCOLM MERLYN. His explanation for being alive is basically, âIâm a super awesome actor and faked it.â Oliver â did you check his pulse? What happened to the body? Did we miss a step Team Arrow? CLEARLY WE DID.
Merlyn bought the jury and Moiraâs freedom (Ummm thanks I guess?) so he can deliver the second bomb. He ran a DNA test and knows heâs Theaâs father. PLOT TWIST! Honestly, this makes a lot of sense. I wasn't that surprised. Thea looks more like Tommy than she does Oliver.
Wait, this means Thea kissed her brother. Are we just going to Star Wars this and never talk about it again? Works for me.
Stray Thoughts
Oh shut up Laurel. Quit your bitching - me every time she opens her mouth lately.
Ivo is looking for the hosen because it contains coordinates to a sub that sunk in WWII. Whatever is on the sub can save the world. Shado and Oliver hope it can save Slade, so Team Island is going on a submarine field trip!
Slade has burns on half his body and yet he can still move. The man is not human.
"I have this thing about needles, all pointy things, which is ironic given who we work for.â I just love her so much.
David Ramsey is so enormous he doesnât fit on the table. The mind cannot conceive of all that muscle.
 âMom secrets are what put you into this situation. Secrets and lies. And now is the time to give truth its day.â Oh the irony, Oliver.
Donner took drugs on live television. Re-election is going to be a real bitch for the DA.
I like the Theaâs boxing moment with Roy. Nice foreshadowing. Girl is going to have a lot of rage to work through.
Laurel did make a good point about Walter and Merlyn. See? I can be positive about her.
OLIVER. STOP. ASKING. LAUREL. IF. SHE. IS. OK. Her whole âhow can you possibly forgive meâ speech was also nauseating and not believable. I like her better drunk.
âIâm pretty sure they arenât interested in Buddhism.â Slade is burned over half his body but he jokes.
30-30-175-12 Iâm sure that has something to do with the comics but I donât care.
Some guy named Cyrus survived Bloodâs Frankenstein experiment. So thatâs not good.
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The Love We Deserve: Arrow 2x06 Review (Keep Your Enemies Closer)
This is the episode I knew the writers were going THERE with Olicity. I wasnât sure about endgame. I certainly did not know how Oliver and Felicityâs story would unfold, but âKeep Your Enemies Closerâ confirmed we were in this, fam. We were in this all the way.
2013 Jen's live reaction:
Letâs dig inâŠ
Olicity
The first scene immediately sets up this juxtaposition between Felicity, Oliver and Isabel and it carries through the episode. Itâs not a love triangle. Isabel doesnât matter enough to warrant a point on a triangle, but they use her (quite effectively I might add) to show Oliver and Felicity are anything but âjust friends.â
Isabel is bitching at Oliver for whatever-he-failed-to-do-this-week and Felicity is trying to get his attention for some arrow (Roy Harper) related business. Initially, she tries using âMr. Queenâ in a very boss/employee way, but ultimately is fed up with being ignored and yells âOliver!â
Isabel barely tosses Felicity a glance, but Oliver ends the Co-CEO argument to leave with Felicity. Trust me when I say, Isabel clocks this decision.
Source: @okmcintyre
Oliver and Felicity join Diggle in his search for Lyla Michaels. She went to Russia to search for Deadshot and now sheâs missing. Oliver uses a Queen Consolidated subsidiary in Moscow as their cover story and use of the company jet. Unfortunately, Isabel tags along. She believes Oliver is meeting with their overseas partners behind her back. Once she discovered Oliver didnât have any meetings planned with their subsidiary in Moscow, her accusations shift to Felicity.
Oliver: Iâm not this person you think I am.
Isabel: That depends.
Oliver: On what?
Isabel: On if I think you used the corporate jet for a weekend of fun with your assistant.
Oliver: Excuse me?
He does his very best to look incredulous at the idea of hooking up with Felicity while on a romantic weekend in Moscow. I really wouldnât put Russia on my Top 10 list of romantic getaways. Tahiti made a lot more sense, but whatever. The point is â Oliverâs feathers are immediately ruffled. Did I see him blushing? Oliver lies all day every day both professionally and personally, but this line of questioning has him quite tongue tied.
Isabel: A blonde IT girl all of a sudden gets promoted to be assistant to the CEO? There are only two ways that happens. One is nepotism and she doesnât look like your cousin.
Source: Paigeota
It absolutely should be happening, Oliver.
Isabel: What were her qualifications aside from an abundance of short skirts?
Source: Paigeota
This scene is incredibly important because A) itâs hilarious and B) this is the first time Arrow has addressed OUTLOUD Felicity Smoak as a love interest for Oliver Queen. Everything up until now has been gazing, fervent glances, shoulder touches, soft tones, sexual innuendo and the electric chemistry between Stephen Amell and Emily Bett Rickards. But Isabel puts her money on the table and flat out accuses Oliver of sleeping with Felicity.
We, the audience, know Oliver and Felicity are not having sex (much to our horror and disappointment), but Isabel presents the one question weâve been dying to ask Oliver â does he WANT to sleep with Felicity? And his answer is⊠glorious.
First he laughs, uncomfortably, like this is the most INSANE line of questioning to ever take place. Keep in mind this man was tortured on Lian Yu for information about bombs, planes, the location of a Chinese archer and Japanese soldiers bones from WWII. But nope, Oliver is shocked â SHOCKED I TELL YOU â that anyone would ever think heâs having sex with Felicity. Methinks he doth protest too much.
But Oliver trips up at the mention of skirts. He stutters his way through defending Felicity. It is damn near gallant of him to argue they are an appropriate length. No ma'am, the skirts are not too short. Not for Oliver Queen!
We can chalk this up to Oliver being a flesh and blood heterosexual man. The day they stop looking is the day they die. But this is the first time anyone has asked Oliver if he is sexually attracted to Felicity. He blushes, laughs, protests and stammers his way through his answer like a 13 year old boy.
Also, itâs extremely important to remember one episode prior Oliver was rejecting Laurel Lance in her apartment hallway after she tried to kiss him - his primary female love interest. Then the very next episode, the writers are crafting a scene forcing Oliver to address a romantic relationship with Felicity.
Is it a funny scene? Yes, but the real win for Olicity shippers is the question is being ASKED. The answer is even better. Yes, Oliver has noticed the skirts and the spectacular legs that go with them. You donât say that about a character who is going to remain a platonic, comic relief Girl Wednesday.
We are so far from done. Diggle infiltrates the Russian prison where Lyla is being held while Oliver and Felicity meet up with Anatoly to purchase a Russian police car as part of their escape plan. Felicity is extremely anxious about Diggle, so Oliver offers her some witty banter and a shoulder touch as reassurance.
When the Russians try to fleece Oliver he threatens to make their children orphans in Russian.
Itâs all very Bratva Oliver and menacing, but with Felicity he makes a little joke and winks! One could say his demeanor is quite light hearted â dare I say flirting?
Source: Paigeota
Oliver returns to the hotel and has a drink with Isabel. Bizarrely, he brings up Felicity again â unprompted. He couldnât wiggle out of this line of questioning fast enough and now he canât stop bringing it up! Pick a lane, my dude.
Oliver: Does everyone really think that Felicity and I areâŠ
EXPLAIN THE DOT DOT DOT OLIVER! LET'S BE SPECIFIC!
Isabel: No. Just everyone who works at Queen Consolidated.
My kingdom to hang out by the water cooler in that office.
More with the loud chuckling. Nothing to see here but friendship. Look at all the friendship. Hardy har har.
Isabel: You donât seem like the kind of man who has female friends.
Thatâs the understatement of the century. Putting Oliverâs sexual partners aside for the moment - Felicity is in a unique position. Oliver doesnât have a lot of friends let alone female friends. Felicity is also the only female in his life who knows heâs the Arrow. Has he told her everything about his past? No, but relax. Weâre only on Season 2.Â
Oliver has shared quite a lot with Felicity in a relatively short amount of time. He trusts her (as much as he's capable of) and Oliver does not trust easily. Felicity is the only woman Oliver can be completely and authentically himself with. This makes her more than unique â it makes Felicity special. I think Oliver understands that and he approaches their friendship with reverence. He toes a very strict line with Felicity â for a very good reason which he will reveal later on in the episode.
Isabel: Underneath that swagger, I see you pretty clearly. Youâre intelligent, driven and lonely.
Isabel reveals she doesnât buy Oliverâs bad boy routine and instead believes she shares a lot in common with him. We can take this conversation one of two ways â 1) two people connecting over vodka and a shared ability to speak Russian or 2) Oliver is working Isabel to keep the real reason for this trip a secret. Bonus? He gets laid in the process.
Clearly, Iâm going with option 2. He feeds her a line about loneliness in Russian and Isabel practically races Oliver back to the hotel room.
Mercifully, we donât have to watch them have sex. Oliver is pressed for time because they need to save Diggle, but Isabel is fine with the wham bam thank you ma'am. Oliver thinks he left enough time, but as he opens the door to his hotel there stands Felicity just about to knock.
Oliver left Isabel undressed and in his bed, but the woman finds her clothes with lightning speed when she hears Felicity at the door and purposefully makes her exit then.
If Isabel bought Oliverâs âweâre just friendsâ speech then doing this would not be necessary. Isabel wants Felicity to know they slept together. Regardless of what people at Queen Consolidated think, Isabel knows thereâs more going on between them than Oliver will admit. She wants to hurt Felicity. Isabel is marking her territory and I would encourage you to listen to Stephen Amellâs thoughts on why. #Cosigned.
However, this is NOT information Oliver wants Felicity to know. He is so embarrassed he canât even look at Felicity as Isabel walks out the door.
Felicity is stunned. Sheâs actually speechless. Oliver tries to offer up some feeble explanation, but he doesnât get very far.Â
Felicity immediately makes a joke to alleviate the tension, but as she turns we can see her hurt and anger.
She cannot fathom a reason why Oliver would sleep with this woman. Whether or not Oliver heard Felicityâs remarks â he grimaces because he knows he screwed up. BIG TIME. It is so awkward and painful.
But again, the viewers must ask a fundamental question â why is this scene being written like Felicity caught Oliver cheating on her? Oliver is single. Isabel is single. Felicity is single. Nobody is dating anybody. And yet, the Arrow writers make it clear Felicity is hurt by this encounter â like sheâs been betrayed.
As for Oliver, he absolutely did NOT want Felicity to know he slept with Isabel. He knows it will hurt her. This shows Oliver is somewhat aware Felicity has feelings for him. Congratulations, Oliver youâre not a total pine tree.
Whatâs more telling is Oliverâs reaction. He acts like Felicity caught him doing something wrong. If he didnât return Felicityâs feelings then her opinion wouldnât really matter. Itâs never stopped him from dating or sleeping with other women before. And this is just a one night stand. Not even â it was a quickie. But Oliver is ashamed. This makes him look bad. Generally speaking, when you have romantic feelings for someone you donât want that person to see you hooking up with someone else. It sends a very mixed message.
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU WRITE A PLATONIC COUPLE!!!
Felicity Smoak wears her heart on her sleeve. She canât let it go. Itâs not just that Oliver slept with someone. Itâs that he slept with ISABEL. The woman who is trying to steal his company. Her bitchiness is embedded in her DNA, so Felicityâs work environment probably less than fun. Felicity cannot stand Isabel and Oliver slept with her. HER.Â
Felicity: Over 64 million women over the age of consent in Russia and you sleep with her.
But this time it is Oliverâs turn to make a joke to deflect. The entire vibe is coupleâs fight.
Source: Paigeota
But Felicity is not joking when they get home and sheâs tired of the mixed messages. So ask the question point blank. God bless her. No sexual innuendos, stammers, deflections, furtive glances or unspoken truths.
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Oliverâs initial response is kind of flippant to be honest.
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He gives Felicity a very generic âIt just happened,â which is the exact non-explanation cheaters use. Sex doesnât âjust happen.â Itâs a decision. Oliver made a choice and Felicity is trying to understand why because maybe if she understands then it will hurt less. Even worse, he says it didnât mean anything. The problem is it meant something to Felicity. Take it away Willow Rosenberg.
Xander: We were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much.
Willow: No. It just means you'd rather be with someone you hate, than be with me. - BTVS "Innocence"
Truly one of the most devastating lines in television history delivered by an equally heart wrenching performance by Alyson Hannigan. What Felicity is truly asking Oliver is not, âWhy her?â but rather, âWhy not me?â
Felicityâs disappointment in Oliverâs response is palpable and feels very similar to their scene in 1x12 when she asked Oliver if she could trust him. She didnât want a flip answer then and she doesnât want one now.
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Oliver lowers his voice into his gentle Felicity tone and says, âHey,â so sheâll look at him again. The real intimacy between them is revealed in a single word. He cannot wiggle out of this, so Oliver is approaching her question, and pain, with the reverence she deserves. Felicity closes her eyes for a moment before she meets Oliverâs gaze again, like sheâs steeling herself against whatever explanation is coming next. This time the answer will be honest, but it will hurt more.
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Oliver speaks hypothetically of course, in an attempt to discuss what he feels for Felicity without really discussing it. It keeps their friendship in this little protective bubble as Oliver takes an infinitesimally small step over the strict line he has drawn between them. Oliver feels life as The Arrow, and his proximity to danger, prevents him being in a loving relationship. He slept with Isobel because he doesnât care about her. Oliver wonât be with Felicity because he does care about her.
What is MONUMENTALLY IMPORTANT about this scene is Oliver acknowledges the elephant in the room for the very first time. He feels more than friendship for Felicity. Â Does Oliver Queen love Felicity Smoak? Yes. Is he ready to admit that to himself - let alone to her? No. Oliver believes his love endangers Felicity. He cannot lose her, so he will not allow himself to love her. As frustrating as Oliverâs answer is itâs not difficult to understand why he feels this way - especially after losing Tommy.
Felicity gives a little nod like this was the explanation she expected, but still needed to hear. Despite the hypothetical, they both know Oliver is speaking about her. Rather than a meaningful relationship, Oliver has resigned himself to a life of loneliness. He may have hook ups and one night stands to fill his bed and relieve an urge, but he withholds access to his heart. This is not just about Oliverâs refusal to truly love someone. Itâs also about his refusal to allow anyone to love him in return.
He's taken bullets that hurt less than this.
In the end, itâs Felicityâs response that truly packs the emotional punch. She believes Oliver deserves better, regardless of his way of life. He deserves more than empty affairs and lonely, dark and violent nights.
There is so much this man cannot forgive himself for and the guilt is overwhelming. Oliver believes he has no right to happiness. Loneliness is his penance. When all you experience is pain and loss it can be difficult to imagine a life without it.
"We accept the love we think we deserve." - Perks of Being a Wallflower
Oliver hurt Felicity deeply by sleeping with Isabel. They both know it. He continues to hurt her by drawing this line in the sand between them. Yet, in the face of that pain, Felicity dreams a life for Oliver thatâs more than the one heâs resigned himself to. It is forgiveness, compassion and unconditional love in action. He does not feel worthy of Felicity Smoak, but those are the lies Oliverâs guilt tells him. She knows the truth.
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The stunned look on his face says it all - no one has ever told Oliver Queen he deserves to be loved.Â
John Diggle
Contrary to the previous six pages, this is actually a John Diggle focused episode. And boy, does he drop a bomb on Oliver and Felicity.
Oliver didnât immediately recognize Lylaâs name, which is fine because I donât think theyâve shared a scene. Felicity reminds him Lyla is Johnâs ARGUS girlfriend and I had whiplash at that status update. Girlfriend? When did we get to girlfriend? I feel more comfortable with super spy sexy time friend.
Diggle lowers the boom. Lyla Michaels is his ex-wife. SAY WHAT??!
Felicity: Explain that sentence.
Honestly, how do Oliver and Felicity not know this yet? What do they talk about in the bunker? It canât always be about crimes and arrows. Sharing is caring OTA â embrace it.
Diggle: We couldnât figure out how to stay married without a war to fight.
Diggle and Lyla were married while on tour in Afghanistan, but divorced shortly after returning home. Lyla joined ARGUS and Diggle went back for another tour.
Diggle and Oliver hook up with Anatoly (!!!) and he informs them Lyla was trying to break into the worst prison in Russia on a tip that Deadshot was being held there. Unfortunately, she was captured. It hasnât been a pleasant stay given how battered Lyla is looking.
The only way in Gulag is to be a prisoner, so Diggle volunteers. Oliver balks at that, but Diggle needs him on the outside make the moves necessary for an escape. Also, Lyla is Diggleâs woman and he's going to save her, damn it. SWOON. Find you a man with a hero's complex. They make divine husbands. I speak from experience.
Anatoly provides enough drugs to land Diggle in prison for 400 years. Oliver and Felicity are nervous about this plan. In one of the sweetest moments between Diggle and Felicity, she gently kisses him on the cheek and wraps his scarf around his neck. Itâs a good luck kiss, but everyone is clearly worried itâs a goodbye.
Of course, once John is inside he runs right into Deadshot. He sure is easy to find for a globetrotting criminal mastermind. Deadshot knows where Lyla is being held and wants in on the escape plan in exchange for her location. After Deadshot kills Anatolyâs guard, John has no choice but to team up with him.
Lyla: You came for me.
Diggle: I always have and I always will.
This is what stellar ships are made of folks. This is the content we're here for.
Of course, Oliver and Felicity rescue Diggle, Lyla and Deadshot, but the pinnacle of the episode for John is when they dump Deadshot on the side of the road. Theyâll help him get out of prison, but not out of the country. John holds a gun on him â ready to pull the trigger to avenge his brotherâs death, but he canât do it.
Deadshot: Thatâs the thing about honor, John. You canât turn it on and off.
What a great line! I love that line!!! Itâs so fully encapsulates John Diggleâs character. Iâm sorry I know heâs a killer, but between Deadshot bringing Olicity together with the ridden computer and this moment with Johnâ Iâm really starting to like this guy.
Deadshot offers John some additional information about his brotherâs death. A thank you for not killing him I guess. He asks John how he thought Andy was killed.
Diggle: You shot at a client that Andy was protecting and you missed.
Deadshot: I donât miss. Your brother was the contract.
Diggle: Who would want to kill Andy?
Deadshot: I donât know their names, just an alias. H.I.V.E.
The plot thickens! Iâm sure all the comic fans were excited about the introduction of H.I.V.E. I was clueless, but with a quick Google youâll discover H.I.V.E is a terrorist organization. So, this means one of two things, Johnâs brother was an honorable man who ticked off a terrorist organization or Andy was not as honorable as his brother and ticked off a terrorist organization. This adds a layer of complexity the Diggle vs. Deadshot storyline desperately needed. It was running a little stale.
Diggle: You know me and Carly broke up because I couldnât love her and hate him at the same time.
Lyla: Iâm honored to be the exception.
Diggle: Lyla, you were always the exception.
Ok, Iâm onboard the SS Dyla. Letâs get remarried. Iâm ready. Â
We go from the Dyla love scene directly to Olicityâs final scene in the office. This is not a mistake. John guides Oliver on his path. This also includes his romantic life and one of the ways Diggle guides Oliver is by example. Dyla always points the way.
Stray Thoughts
This is the first episode we meet Amanda Waller. Sheâs loyal to Lyla Michaels and knows about Oliver and Diggleâs vigilante operation, so sheâs arriving on the scene as a fully formed bad ass. Â
Diggle refused Anatolyâs vodka. Based on the look Oliver gave him Iâm guessing that was a very bad idea. Drink the vodka, John.
âI wouldnât mind a drink.â I mean honestly the boys could be so sexist sometimes. Felicity likes booze too!
âI will take care of her.â Snort. Yeah, Iâll bet Oliver.
Isobel immediately jumps to the conclusion that Felicity is sleeping her way up to the top. Way to be supportive of your fellow female coworkers and fighting that glass ceiling together, Isobel. This just makes her more evil in my opinion.
Sara left town. Thatâs fine I need a break from the Lance drama.
Quentin lets Roy go because he's working with the Arrow too, so I'm counting Lance as part of the team.
No Laurel. Hallelujah. Did you even notice she was gone? Nope. This character lifts right out.
Thereâs this whole weird subplot where Moiraâs lawyer wants Thea to dump Roy because heâs a felon and it makes Moira look bad. Sure, Roy Harper is the problem. Not the 500 people who died. Even Moira thinks this plot line is ridiculously stupid and gets these crazy kids back together. Can we be done with the Theroy breakups? Iâm tired. Find these two an actual storyline.
Slade: I will not be the reason something happens to you.
Shado: When I care about someone there's nothing I won't do for them.
Slade is in rough freaking shape after being burned over half his body, but he gets snuggle time with Shado so it isnât all bad.
Never trust a Russian woman. Has Oliver ever seen a movie?
Flashback Sara betrays Oliver and gives Ivo the location of Slade, Shado and the soldier bones. Let's go with Stockholm syndrome to explain this insanity. Or she's just completely terrified of Ivo. Either works. But still - dick move Sara.
Why does David Ramsey wear shirts? Itâs really a crime against humanity.
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