@waspbrcvcd asked : ‘ no time to relax, the police are right behind you. ’
“ but we’re the GOOD GUYS ! ” god knows there’ve been times in which he wasn’t.
eyes scan the men in suits who are littered across the hall for the one with the BRIEFCASE. takes it with a satisfied thank you grin ( being smug is alright if it’s towards bad guys ) tosses it to hope just as quickly as he’s got it ; he knows SHE’LL know what to do with it.
hears sirens as the get closer and closer to the building. AW SHIT : can’t even take a minute to breathe ! kicking ass and constant shrinking & growing can really take it out of a guy ! “ alright , alright , do you have an eta on those cops ? ” already began taking off down the hall to be met with a large , floor to ceiling window.
“ totally unfair that you got the wings, by the way, ” he’s said it before and will say it again. always has to make this point in these situations.
BLINK AND YOU MISS IT ! six foot man shrinks to the size of an ant and plunges through the glass like a bullet. air surrounds him ; he can feel himself falling , but the forty flights feel closer to a hundred. never fear though , this is a feeling he’s grown used to. before he knows it , he’s caught by a flying ant , and readjusting to mount it properly.
“ thank you , ANThony bourdain ! ” hand moves to pet the ant affectionately.
kingsman starter prompts / accepting