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the original was so much funnier jsdgash
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washuman replied to your post: @washuman said: “ nearly almost dead, but not...
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME XKNXJZJSNSJXJK I LOVE THIS THANK YOU
the original was so much funnier jsdgash

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there’s dissonance between their hands, that winter has become attuned to. claws hack at silks, desperate to bare winter to their ministrations once again. but cinder’s palm speaks differently, resting on winter’s hip and leading her into a sway that is little more than driftwood in a tide. it is not like winter to humour such fanciful notions, but an opportunity to highlight just one skill in which her own exceeds cinders? perish the thought of missing it.
“do you know how to dance, cinder?” winter asks, a slight simper to her tone as her forearms rise to rest on cinder’s shoulders, fingers clasping behind their neck. “or is this an elaborate ploy to see me naked again?”
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@washuman asked: “Did you hear that?”
already monitoring their surroundings , she gives a curt nod to cinder — parasol formerly at rest against her left shoulder is now opened ; held before her own body in a defensive position. while certain the two of them are more than enough to handle any adversary , a fight at this point would be annoying and draw unwanted attention. a quick glance back to cinder says as much as words could. ( what do we do ? )
to be assigned a partner for a small assignment had been more daunting an idea than ren came to terms with. theoretically they understood the importance of flexibility, to be able to work with any manner of people in order to complete their goals. teamwork, as they kept reminding the student body, was the most important facet of huntsman and huntress training. who did humans have to rely on if not each other ? that isn’t to say they were thrilled at the prospect of being paired with someone they barely knew, having inquired about the task with nothing but intimidatingly vague answers. theoretical grimm history, analyse what little historical records of grimm they were afforded and summarise a conceptual theory on their creation. ‘ there’s ... a popular belief in my culture that they come from the corrupted spirits of dead animals, but ... really anything is possible when we can’t even study their biology. ’ they found themselves apprehensive around cinder. ‘ what do you think ? ’ @washuman + plot call.
“do not make me regret giving you these.” cinder plops a large package on the table where the assassin sits, matte silver bow wrapped neatly around the width of the box. “open it.” they’re tiny jetpack add ons for mercury’s prosthetic legs that attach on the ankles. (fly, hermes, fly).
mercury snorted, tossing cinder a look that said they had nothing to worry about from him (which, in retrospect, would have been a lie). as he ripped the paper from his gift, wondering how cinder had remembered and why they’d bothered to get him anything at all, his eyes grew wide in surprise -- and unadulterated wonder. a small gasp left his mouth as he pulled the items from the box, immediately stooping to begin attaching them to his legs.
❛ cinder, this is insane! you’re insane! thank you, what the fuck, i’m --- is this how they go on? i think i’ve got it. is the fuel already in there? --oh, it sure is. catch ya later, cinder, thanks for the gift, this is amazing --- ❜
aaaaaand he’s gone.

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the younger woman, despite her poor attitude through their journey, suddenly seemed uplifted in her spirits as they wandered through the town. tattered sleeve lifted upward as a glove finger pointed towards a shop where the sign held a sword and shield. a weapons shop.
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history was notably the only subject that blake found herself actively engaged in to the point of speaking up during class. professor ooblek often posed interesting questions as to what could have been done differently to avoid disasters, the saving graces of some major history events, and piqued her interest about some issues that were still shrouded in mystery. after so much history being destroyed in the great war there were gaps left to rebuild and salvage from the ashes. ordinarily she’d be the perfect one to ask about this kind of thing, but — ‘ — they don’t have much on the valean king who won the great war ? ’ belladonna turned to the haven student ( what had ruby said their name was ? “ cinder ” ? ) with a questionable look, noticing only now she’d never been able to find anything similar. ‘ i actually ... don’t know where i’d even start looking. i thought i combed the great war section of the library. ’ golden hue regarded cinder curiously. ‘ it’s kind of weird isn’t it ? ’ @washuman ( plotted starter. )
zee, the effort you put into any muse is astounding. when i first started writing with your yang, i was truly in shock at how exact she was. i adore not only her, but each of your muses. i'm so excited to write more with your weiss and see what you have to offer — i'm sure it will be amazing. all of the relationships we write, no matter how much canon interaction they have, always come out feeling real and raw and it's just so wonderful to have a partner like you. here's to weiss, handsome!
hal dis is gay thyis is so gay just like everything we make together and i cant thank u enough for being in my corner no matter what bullshit idea i fling at u esp with ships. wE DO SOME WACKY THINGS FAM and i love that u run with it with me and let it take us to merry gay seas. where we ride the rainbow waves. or a metaphor that makes more sense ok ilu ilu sm
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