#warzone fender

“Good night, darling~”

And yes thats an actual voiceline, heres a link. We need more fender appreciation

He probably comes back to base covered in gunpowder and ash, he’s a demolitionist after all.

Fender in the front

I wanna wrap my arms around fender's neck and kiss him

Just wanna drop a few headcanons and facts:

headcanons:

- Definitely got his shit kicked in as a kid causing a tooth gap between the front teeth

- Hot headed and easilly annoyed

- Mamas boy

- Chaos gremlin who likes explotions, he is a demolitionist after all

- He got his orange scarf from either his mom or his grandma and holds it near and dear. Probably wears it out of uniform as well

- Likes rock'n'roll, his voicelines does hint at that

- Blunt and casual when speaking

- *Chuckles* "I'm in danger"

Facts:

- There are a few images where you can see that he actually got a small toothgap

- Fatherless

- Has a fucking Mountain Dew themed skin

- At least 34 years of age, his biography mentions he was born in soviet hungary, i think during the revolution, which ended in 1989. His wiki used to say this, but that info seems to be gone

So- me as a hungarian- Im going crazy cause we having a rep in COD made me be just a little bit obsessed with Fender. And i was just wondering...that the math ain't mathing in his bio. I mean i can be stupid but here me out

So we kinda got his birth date, but i don't think the creators meant this like DECADES before 1989 right? I guess he was born soemwhere in the 80s.

BUT.

A revolutionary in Soviet Pest? Ma'am, that is true that Hungary was in fact under communist control but.....what revolution? Where? Our last revolution was in the 50s 💀

And so. Even if his parents (idk if his mother was too, or it just refers to his unknown father but) even if they were already alive by 56 they at least should have been teens. Or in their 20s cause the Pesti Srácok, the youth who fought againt the communist were aged mostly from 15 to 20-something. And if their parents were in their teens, young adulthood in the 50s then +30 years before having a child is massive.

Let's say they were 15 in 1956, and Fender was born in 1980 (which as i said is unlikely, why would they write a decade range for his birth) then by the time Fender was born they are 39. Which is not very ideal for a first child. Maybe if it was his father, but still. Mentioning the revolution in his bio that his parent(s) were/was a part of it is useless by this logic.