@warsrage continued from π
Dr. Bambleby is plenty aware of the absurdity of the assumptions men make regarding the "fairer sex," which as a standalone statement sounds more pathetic than profound. The most capable professor in the dryadology department just so happens to be a woman, yet he received tenure before her and she consistently is left off of invite lists to the biggest conferences, while he's invited to speak. Even speaking to the dean about such matters of neglect yields little result. With anyone else, he could be a little more persuasive, but Dr. Rose is a cautious (read: suspicious and senile) man and trickery is unlikely to go very far with him at all.
"You assume they listen?" he returns, leaning in close enough to smell the sea salt in her hair that surely shouldn't be present for a normal gentlewoman. "If they're allowing you to play them, then it's surely not my place to interfere. Not that I would ever care to. I find it rather entertaining to watch them try to get their braincells to interact with each other enough to form a coherent thought." Wendell's gaze returns to the men in question, who are too busy arguing amongst themselves on the proper lowball offer for the cargo to notice them. "Why would I ever accuse you of being a liar? How horrid! Though I'm sure they'd consider capable a far worse trait in a woman."
"Let me know if you'd like a conspirator in your bargaining. I've little else to do, seeing as the captain of the vessel I was set to depart on seems to have lost record of my booking. A booking I've already paid for, I might add. I'm not sure who the bigger fool is - him or me."













