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two russian hockey men insulting the elderly
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johnson's prolly as excited as us for year 5
my irls have found my blog. If this gets out of hand im moving to another country
okay here are some MORE of my fav omgcp quotes 2/2 (part 1 here):
"All hail rock lord." - idk lmao
"So, Rans, a little bird told me that you are somehow still a Jbrizzle virgin? WOW!" - Shitty
"Adam Birkholtz, why on EARTH are you shouting at Ransom in commons at 7am." - Bitty (true captain material right here)
"I'M AN ECON MAJOR, CHRISTOPHER." - Holster
"BLUEBERRY! BLUE! BERRY!" - Tater (nooooo, blueberries make my tummy hurt, Tater).
"Good morning, Jack Zimmerman's personal pong palace?" - Shitty
"Five on the beef. Brush the fuckin' narp goss and nip ched all season, bro. Ripped." - Chad L. from lacrosse (one of my faves)
"Bitty hears what the haus hears." - Bully
"I can't believe...American main-stream music nollning." - Louis
"HE WINS!! He defeated me! I'm moving into the basement. Into the DARKNESS." - Dex
"The Craigslist ad said and I quote 'Must be motherfucking down to motherfucking CLOWN.'" - Shitty (iconic)
"Judy and your cousins are coming over and I'm gonna-I can't believe she would indoctrinate-Judith Phelps. I'd like to have a word about my son and your preservation heretics." - Mrs. Bittle
"THIS?! IS OBSTRUCTION- OF JUSTICE!! I HAVE RIGHTS!! AS CAPTAIN OF THIS TEAM-AS A STUDENT OF SAMWELL- AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA- YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! LET GO OF ME!! I HAVE RIGHTS. I WANT TO SEE A LAWYER. OR A CHEF!" -Bitty (im crying laughing)
"Human mothers can call on supernatural strength when their young are threatened!!" - Chowder (god i love him so much)
now that i'm rereading omgcp here are some of my favorite quotes so far 1/2:
"GENTLEMEN! LESS CHIT CHAT MORE ALCOHOL ABUSE!" - Shitty
"The sad thing is, I can tell he's lying not because of the library part? But because he'd never leave a pie unattended." - Jack
"chyeah" - Nursey
"WHO WANTS TO SHARE A BEST FRIEND SUNDAE???" "ME! ME! I DO!!" - Ransom and Holster
"COCKADOODLE MOTHERFUCKING DOO! RISE AND SHINE AND GET OUT MY HAUS." - Shitty
"Roaches. Won't smother you. IN YOUR SLEEP." - Holster
"AMAZING!!" - Chowder
"So I'm a tad…true…pole…frogman? Oh no..it's like I ate ice cream…too fast." - Tango
"I DID IT! I DID IT ALL! I'M THE SWEETIE! I'M THE PIE DROPPER! I POOED THE BUS!" - Chowder
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mickey!
i will forever be curious about what johnson said in his "thoughtful" speech...one can only imagine what words this man has to impart
fanfic so good I started crashing out and running laps in my room in the middle of the night