“guess who learned something interesting today,” jess said, looking up from her laptop. days, she had spent days digging through o’hannigan’s instagram, through the countless, countless, countless, pictures of him at the gym, the selfies on a job, what salads, vegetable and protein shakes he was currently putting into his body. it had only affirmed her belief that being healthy could not possibly be worth it if it meant drinking shakes that were suspiciously green, and not from food dye. but eventually it had all paid off. “please tell me you brought coffee, because that is the price of this information.”