#warbible

ouch. ow. owie

Bonus:

all in one place

wardaddy and bible always up to some gay shit

I wrote some fanfiction for the poorly-plotted war movie with scruffy Shia LaBeouf in it and I’m not sorry. Here’s a snippet:

“Well, now, Bible,” Don teased, tilting his cheek so it rested against Boyd’s temple, “if I didn’t know better I’d say that sounds an awful lot like envy coloring your tone.”

“What if it is?” Boyd shot back.

Don sucked his teeth and sighed with comically exaggerated dismay, “Disappointing to hear that kind of talk from such a godly man as yourself, is all, being as it’s a sin and what have you.”