Dec 24, 2014
Merks beautiful presents for the nerds under our tree #wankship ππ
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Merks beautiful presents for the nerds under our tree #wankship ππ
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so it turns out you can definitely read our decor from the outside... #wankship
merk: Rachel! *then proceeds to tell a story about anne*
Rachel: why did you say my name at the beginning?
Rachel: oh. she was addressing me.
wren: what if this happens and you die and I fall into a coma and by 'space' i mean i think i am in space but i really am in a coma and then i die in space in the coma but also in real life and for the whole afterlife i think i went to space but i really didn't
anne: well of course it would all be in your head...but why on earth would that mean that it wasn't real?
anne: you and i are driving off a cliff though
wren: oh yeah...or i die in space
anne: you aren't dying in space
wren: i'll be in space for a year so i can die a year after you
anne: no
wren: you'll be dead its fine
anne: okay i guess if you can rig it go ahead
wren: thanks for your support
wren: you can watch from the afterlife
anne: as long as you make the dive off the cliff with me
anne: i don't care if you hit the water
anne: we will shake hands mid air
wren: and high five
anne: yeah and touch each other's butts real fast
anne: one last time
wren: one last time
anne: and you will jet pack to space
wren: oh also while taking a bullet for someone
anne: we'll bring bradshaw too
wren: of course
anne: and he'll try to shoot us both and we will both take the bullet for the other
wren: okay sounds good
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wren: you are one year older than me that means you die one year before me
wren: that's how birth and death work
anne: that's not how it works
wren: yes it is
wren: known fact i'm a scientist
discussing our deaths
anne: IM PLANNIN ON EITHER DYING LAST OR TAKING ALL YOU BITCHES WITH ME
wren: how dare you
wren: don't you want people at your funeral?
wren: we are the only people you know
anne: fuck you
anne: but you have a good point
rachel: do it
rachel: i'm gonna watch you fail
rachel: i got a front row seat
(looks at wren)
rachel: second row seat