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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (THIS IS OUT FIRST CHILD CASSANDRA)

How long will they last? - 5ever, over my dead body will they ever split 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - lmFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, so fuckin fast. like a week bye

How was their first kiss? - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA their FirST KISS WAS AN ACCIDENT AND DYLAN RAN OUT OF THE ROOM

Wedding:

Who proposed? - olly

Who is the best man/men? - niall, nick, drew

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - carter, nicole, demi

Who did the most planning? - dylan olly was like heres my card

Who stressed the most? - dylAN

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - lmfao 5sos assfaces and most of the show lol it was prviate

Sex:

Who is on top? - olly fuckin murs

Who is the one to instigate things? - dylan usually, but olly loves sex bc of dylan so

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (again wtf....)

How long do they normally last? - omfg, olly can last forever now with her lol

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes 

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 4

How many children will they adopt? - 1 at first but then they foster <3<3

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - OLLY bc dylan is a little shit

Who is the stricter parent? - dylan

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - dylan

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - olly

Who is the more loved parent? - dylan

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? dylan

Who cried the most at graduation? - LOL both a mess

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - both of them would

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - olly

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - neither or them really

Who does the grocery shopping? - both of them do together

How often do they bake desserts? - hmmm not much really

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - salads mostly but olly loves a good steak lol, dylan probs cringes

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - olly

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - dylan

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - both of them can cook so???

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - olly

Who is really against chores? -dylan

Who cleans up after the pets? - olly 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - DylaNNN

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - dylan af

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - DLYAN

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - dylan

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - together

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - omfg they decorate for the hell of it i bet

What are their goals for the relationship? - to raise a family together and grow old :)

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - neither

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - 5ever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - mmm they were in love but never said anything so broke up but then got back together like tow years later sooo???

How was their first kiss? - uhhhhh i DONT REMEMBER IT sobsss. but i think it was in a hotel room over sandwiches and sparkling grape juice so like?? that sounds great

Wedding:

Who proposed? - shelby

Who is the best man/men? - n/a

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - demi and shelby would have their family members stand up :)

Who did the most planning? - demi

Who stressed the most? - shelby

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - lol they wouldn’t invite anyone from the show LBR

Sex:

Who is on top? - demi like when shelby is??

Who is the one to instigate things? - used to be demi but shelby is a little sex demon now

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - lol...a long...long time. aka when shelby wants to play with demi it’s for fuckin ever

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes always

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 3

How many children will they adopt? - maybe???

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - demi

Who is the stricter parent? - shelby

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - shelby

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - shelby

Who is the more loved parent? - demi

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? demi

Who cried the most at graduation? - DEMI

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - shelby

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - shelby

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - demi

Who does the grocery shopping? - both of them

How often do they bake desserts? - demi likes to try to bake

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - salads

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - shelby

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - neither they kinda like to stay in

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - demi

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - shelby

Who is really against chores? - demi

Who cleans up after the pets? - demi

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - demi

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - shelby

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - demi

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - demi when she’s sad

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - demi is obsessed yes so often

What are their goals for the relationship? - to have a family and be happy together????

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - demi

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - 5ever or until eli gets killed or jordyn kills herself lol tbh im sorry

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - lmfao wtf it took them FOREVER EVER AND JORDYN ALWAYS PUSHING HIMM AWAY

How was their first kiss? - well i can headcannon that it was like jordyn drunk and eli wanting to hook up lol.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - eli

Who is the best man/men? - no one

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - tbh no one

Who did the most planning? - neither

Who stressed the most? - neither :D

How fancy was the ceremony? - they most likely wouldn’t have one, at least i don’t think they would it isn’t like themBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - i don’t think they would invite anyone 

Sex:

Who is on top? - eli

Who is the one to instigate things? - jordyn

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (the fuck)

How long do they normally last? - eli has learned to last longer with jordyn lol but it’s jordyn and shes hot so like an hour at most

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - they play games to who has the most

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - maybe one or two

How many children will they adopt? - i think they would adopt giving eli’s past

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - eli

Who is the stricter parent? - jordyn

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - jordyn

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - jordyn

Who is the more loved parent? - jordyn

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? lol neither

Who cried the most at graduation? - both of them

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - neither lol

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - jordyn

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - eli

Who does the grocery shopping? - jordyn

How often do they bake desserts? - idk lol not much??

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both in meals

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - eli

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - jordyn

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - eli for sure

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - eli

Who is really against chores? - jordyn

Who cleans up after the pets? - eli

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - jordyn

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - jordyn

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - eli

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - jordyn

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - just for the big holidays

What are their goals for the relationship? - to not get themselves killed and to actually stay together :)

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - both....